Note published on June 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM UTC

Setting aside the absurd premise of this op-ed, I love that the writer felt the need to hedge with "not that has been reported" "No one's reported that one of the most famous popstars in the world dated a man who at the time was a random oyster farmer from Maine, BUT IT IS POSSIBLE" Posted: June 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM UTC . Also posted to: Mastodon, Bluesky Tagged: Maine , media , US politics .