Where Art Thou, Rocchio?

by Caden Cadenson -- Resident Ranter Remember that time when the Illinois River Carp and their fans were moving forward thinking that Brayan Rocchio was a potential long-term fit on this roster? That's one embarrassing yearbook photo. I don't hate Brayan Rocchio (except for that extra "A" in his first name; that does kind of make me hate him), but I saw two months ago what the Carp front office…