# almost certainly (blogs) — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 2 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover almost certainly. Page: Feed: --- ## [big problem on here is a lot of people seem to think just being transgender makes you a sensible…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826419675408793600) _2026-08-31 · object impertinence_ juneberryjammin : log6 : big problem on here is a lot of people seem to think just being transgender makes you a sensible political theorist being transgender doesn't even make you a sensible gender theorist ## [Tove Jansson, The Summer Book](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826383276644220928) _2026-08-30 · object impertinence_ petaltexturedskies : ALT Tove Jansson , The Summer Book ## [(untitled)](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826310399061262336) _2026-08-29 · object impertinence_ wizardshark : klausie : \ ‌\ ‌\\ ‌\\ ‌\\ \\ ‌\ \ Missing comma in the sauce style bro our panini has a syntax error ## [Start by Natalie Shapero](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826303009311031296) _2026-08-29 · object impertinence_ havingapoemwithyou : ALT Start by Natalie Shapero ## [canada is at best middle management of empire & always has been, fuck us too, etc etc, i’m not…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826242118088556544) _2026-08-29 · object impertinence_ canada is at best middle management of empire & always has been, fuck us too, etc etc, i'm not stupid or naive to canada's unique colonial & imperialist violences. i'm aware! but it has become nearly untenable how surreal it is that the majority of usamericans don't understand how completely fucked this whole situation has been & continues to be hahahaha. just zero awareness that it's literally… ## [socialising](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826236189816274944) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ ccorinthian : socialising ## [being vulnerable rn but i play a lot of horrible ipad baby slop games one of them being monopoly go…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826232549487656960) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ warrenzevonofficial : warrenzevonofficial : warrenzevonofficial : being vulnerable rn but i play a lot of horrible ipad baby slop games one of them being monopoly go which is partially a sticker collecting game and there's another app where u can trade the stickers and it just got hacked and now the app is sending hourly notifications with various messages begging people to not uninstall it ## [imagine what a sufficiently motivated hyperpop artist could do with the hurdy gurdy](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826232307454197760) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ eternalgirlscout : imagine what a sufficiently motivated hyperpop artist could do with the hurdy gurdy ## [do you think you are the only one to have your profile picture?](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826232278080438272) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ Do you think you are the only one to have your profile picture? Yes No ## [In big walk what do you guys call your this](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826232146820743168) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ videolottery : In big walk what do you guys call your this ## [Point once, get highlights (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/nNLXyYc5zpuW) _2026-08-28 · **Sponsored**_ Get minutes worth watching from a whole game — point once ## [(untitled)](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826231997065297920) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ oneheadtoanother : ## [thought i hear a sign of life but it was the motion sensor light turning off .](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826228177732042752) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ galpalactic : galpalactic : twenty minutes past when this viewing was scheduled… no sign of anyone… i'm gonna wait a full 45 minutes because i really like the place… apartment hunting is a humiliation ritual!!! toe to tip!!!!!!! 😭 there are no curtains, so i can see inside. i know i'm at the right place. i would like to live here maybe. i will give you too much money in exchange for it if you let… ## [there are no curtains, so i can see inside. i know i’m at the right place. i would like to live here…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826227939454648320) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ galpalactic : twenty minutes past when this viewing was scheduled… no sign of anyone… i'm gonna wait a full 45 minutes because i really like the place… apartment hunting is a humiliation ritual!!! toe to tip!!!!!!! 😭 there are no curtains, so i can see inside. i know i'm at the right place. i would like to live here maybe. i will give you too much money in exchange for it if you let me. i'm in… ## [twenty minutes past when this viewing was scheduled… no sign of anyone… i’m gonna wait a full 45…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826227852217303040) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ twenty minutes past when this viewing was scheduled… no sign of anyone… i'm gonna wait a full 45 minutes because i really like the place… apartment hunting is a humiliation ritual!!! toe to tip!!!!!!! 😭 ## [by nicole maria winkler for metal magazine issue no. 40, autumn/winter 2018](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826181173049016320) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ mistymountainmonster-deactivate : by nicole maria winkler for metal magazine issue no. 40, autumn/winter 2018 ## [obsessed with this btw.](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826174108078342144) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ obsessed with this btw. ## [(untitled)](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826170518184034304) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ theblackcatsociety : ## [Pumping a guy full of pig fluid until he dissolves #hopepunk](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826168208141778944) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ daylights-rain : paradise-sys : daylights-rain : paradise-sys : Pumping a guy full of pig fluid until he dissolves #hopepunk you keep using that tag, but I do not think it means what you think it means ok so i looked it up and basically hopepunk is when you fill guys with pig juices until something bad happens to them oh, my mistake, I should have taken 10 seconds to look it up before being… ## [what the fuck even is the point of a password if you have to send me a code every time i log in…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826159584086458368) _2026-08-28 · object impertinence_ fingons-rad-harp : fingons-rad-harp : what the fuck even is the point of a password if you have to send me a code every time i log in anyway. like why even have it my voice will be amplified by the people or not at all ## [Stop saying “larp.” Larpers are decent people just having a cheeky bit of fun and don’t deserve to…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826139532836683776) _2026-08-27 · object impertinence_ dorothylarouge : Stop saying “larp.” Larpers are decent people just having a cheeky bit of fun and don’t deserve to be slandered like this. The word you’re looking for is “poseur” ## [Countdown to Getting Paid (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/s9LqymbfIXkT) _2026-08-27 · **Sponsored**_ Create a shareable wallet timer — deposits buy back time and pay debt down ## [have you noticed that everything depends on various factors](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826139403360632832) _2026-08-27 · object impertinence_ battletoads : tomb-mold : have you noticed that everything depends on various factors ## [it’s so funny how there just kind of aren’t real scam red flags in rentals anymore. the legitimate…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826116625874010112) _2026-08-27 · object impertinence_ galpalactic : "send a deposit of last month's rent which will be returned if your application is denied" haha no absolutely not it's so funny how there just kind of aren't real scam red flags in rentals anymore. the legitimate ones will do so much of the same scummy shit. really good system ## [“send a deposit of last month’s rent which will be returned if your application is denied” haha no…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826116584382840832) _2026-08-27 · object impertinence_ "send a deposit of last month's rent which will be returned if your application is denied" haha no absolutely not ## [A couple weeks ago, on bsky Trung Le Nguyen said (paraphrasing) “if it feels like the wrong people…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826113720786747392) _2026-08-27 · object impertinence_ adamsmasher : bigbigtruck : bigbigbigtruck : A couple weeks ago, on bsky Trung Le Nguyen said (paraphrasing) "if it feels like the wrong people are dying it may be because there are more beloved people than bastards" and lord how I have been clinging to that sentence holding on to this yet again while crying today ## [‘dignity of risk’ is a good phrase for when you’re looking for something inspiring to mutter to…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826072467288326144) _2026-08-27 · object impertinence_ helicalsymmetry : 'dignity of risk' is a good phrase for when you're looking for something inspiring to mutter to yourself before making a questionable choice ## [after drinking my yummy weekly energy drink, i think i need to poll the good people of tumblr dot…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826072347958231040) _2026-08-27 · object impertinence_ vonlipvig : after drinking my yummy weekly energy drink, i think i need to poll the good people of tumblr dot com do you drink energy drinks (redbull, monster, etc)? if so, how often? yes, regularly (1 a week) yes, regularly (+1 a week) yes, at least one daily yes, sporadically (tell in tags) no ## [It’s so important to have a significant tree in your childhood that you will spend the rest of your…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/826029315506487296) _2026-08-26 · object impertinence_ capacity2 : It’s so important to have a significant tree in your childhood that you will spend the rest of your life thinking fondly of ## [(untitled)](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825981409846001664) _2026-08-26 · object impertinence_ kkneesockks : dogshitdotnet : eating #myballs ! ## [shocked to learn cynthia erivo is bisexual bc i was like “well at least we know why she & johnathon…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825981220370415616) _2026-08-26 · object impertinence_ shocked to learn cynthia erivo is bisexual bc i was like "well at least we know why she & johnathon bailey have negative chemistry" but nope. not even the beautiful theatre curse of a lesbian & gay man having to pretend to be into each other. it just happened like that i guess because the wicked movies drained the life out of everyone involved ## [jeff goldblum was a straight up criminal choice for the wizard btw i will never forgive it i hate it…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825976371310444544) _2026-08-26 · object impertinence_ galpalactic : im watching wicked 2 & we all know the second half of wicked is weaker than the first & this was a bad idea but. jesus. this is not a very good movie jeff goldblum was a straight up criminal choice for the wizard btw i will never forgive it i hate it so much ## [Ship software peacefully (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/zEzDatA1h4GC) _2026-08-26 · **Sponsored**_ Connect your repo and deploy instantly — Railway handles config, scaling, and monitoring. ## [im watching wicked 2 & we all know the second half of wicked is weaker than the first & this was a…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825976342681141248) _2026-08-26 · object impertinence_ im watching wicked 2 & we all know the second half of wicked is weaker than the first & this was a bad idea but. jesus. this is not a very good movie ## [malls are dying because they don’t have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler’s](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825954223675047936) _2026-08-25 · object impertinence_ conzoop : yaza-con-queso : conzoop : malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy. 👆It's is the only way to save the economy ## [mournfully joyfully using the exact words “femme feelings” about dolly parton then scrolling like…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825953771709497344) _2026-08-25 · object impertinence_ mournfully joyfully using the exact words "femme feelings" about dolly parton then scrolling like six more posts & seeing @redheadbouquet doing the exact same thing actually is what finally made me cry HAHAHA ## [everyone get kinder and gaudier now](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825953654739697664) _2026-08-25 · object impertinence_ bluegrasshole : everyone get kinder and gaudier now ## [patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825953466921926656) _2026-08-25 · object impertinence_ rumman : patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat ## [i like information. it gives me something to go off of](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825928645292982272) _2026-08-25 · object impertinence_ kremlin : i like information. it gives me something to go off of ## [cooking with trauma](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825872679553892352) _2026-08-24 · object impertinence_ cataplat : cooking with trauma ## [have coincidentally ended up with the same driver twice using a between-cities rideshare app & got…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825867965713039361) _2026-08-24 · object impertinence_ have coincidentally ended up with the same driver twice using a between-cities rideshare app & got this review this time & it's making me laugh so much. i'm polite & responsive but we've exchanged like six words. it's almost certainly just a generic review given at random but i also am endeared by the idea that i just happen to be a perfect match for this person BECAUSE i'm not doing five hours of… ## [i ALSO don’t want me to have teleported to fifteen years ago where regularly emo lyricsposting in…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825806742807035904) _2026-08-24 · object impertinence_ i ALSO don't want me to have teleported to fifteen years ago where regularly emo lyricsposting in the middle of the night is one of my primary tethers to this earthly plain but jesus christ the situations i'm being put into as of late ## [(untitled)](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825697698171731968) _2026-08-23 · object impertinence_ kyuxhtsyu : ## [yeah ok](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825697421913915392) _2026-08-23 · object impertinence_ hjartasalt : violentrevolution-deactivated20 : yeah ok Wait I need to be able to reblog this ## [i know this is kind of a hot take but i just don’t believe in blaming jack antonoff for bad albums….](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825696525104578560) _2026-08-23 · object impertinence_ i know this is kind of a hot take but i just don't believe in blaming jack antonoff for bad albums. he's produced a lot of really good music. i think he's a truuuuuuue neutral force. which, to be clear, i'm not really saying as a compliment, either? i think he makes music about as good as he's pushed to make it. he doesn't ruin it, he doesn't particularly elevate it. my theory is that he's… ## [i think for the first time in a couple months my period has decided to wait the standard amount of…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825570711506665472) _2026-08-21 · object impertinence_ i think for the first time in a couple months my period has decided to wait the standard amount of time to reappear but i guess as a trade-off i'm having some of the most intense hormonal mental health symptoms i've had in a while ## [my bad for having any lingering affection for a male comedian but my heart sank right through the…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825530508690751488) _2026-08-21 · object impertinence_ my bad for having any lingering affection for a male comedian but my heart sank right through the floor reading abt r\*ggie w\*tts being a piece of shit. i really respected his work……. i didn't know he's gone on rogan a few years ago though so i've presumably missed a lot of eyebrow raising stuff but UGH ## [(untitled)](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825521235277627392) _2026-08-21 · object impertinence_ ashleyjizzdale3 : ## [AFTER ALL THE CELEBRITY CAMEOS IN HACKS I DON"T KNOW WHY THIS ONE KILLED ME BUT I NEARLY CHOKED ON…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825433126353469440) _2026-08-20 · object impertinence_ AFTER ALL THE CELEBRITY CAMEOS IN HACKS I DON"T KNOW WHY THIS ONE KILLED ME BUT I NEARLY CHOKED ON MY SPIT WHEN TRISHA PAYTAS APPEARED ## [jughead walks around all day thinking “i am morrissey” veronica walks around all day thinking “i am…](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825427946467688448) _2026-08-20 · object impertinence_ sevenmoreminutes : jughead walks around all day thinking “i am morrissey” veronica walks around all day thinking “i am lana del ray” betty walks around all day thinking “i am ted bundy” and archie walks around all day thinking “i’m archie” ## [Age regressing to 22](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825427767854252033) _2026-08-20 · object impertinence_ omegaversereloaded : Age regressing to 22 ## [Did you ever get the chicken pox? Yes No Had the vaccine](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825427707806482432) _2026-08-20 · object impertinence_ Did you ever get the chicken pox? Yes No Had the vaccine ## [How the fuck are there unsolved math problems lol like just times it. Use a calacater](https://galpalactic.tumblr.com/post/825422579029458944) _2026-08-20 · object impertinence_ basketballhoopshowerhead : How the fuck are there unsolved math problems lol like just times it. Use a calacater