my shane hollander pet head canon for the longest time is that when Shane was little, Yuna, and David got him a pet rabbit, and Shane somehow, having heard the phrase puck bunny, wanted the name the rabbit puck, and after a little protest and honestly trying to explain why it might not be the most appropriate name for the bunny, and failing, like i imagine they try to give a child appropriate explaination of a puckbunny and after the third time shane says “like mommy” they relent because it is really funny They do worry about explaining why they let Shane name the rabbit that, but that worry soon vanishes when they have to assure family members that the rabbit is not actually named fuck (little Shane has trouble enunciating the beginning of words)

(not "like mommy?" oh my GOD. lil baby shane (who is very quiet and adult-oriented and thus doesn't always get noticed sneaking up to stand near groups of adults) who heard one of the adults say "puck bunny" and goes oh?? bunny who plays hockey??? that sounds like the best pet EVER. but now they know shane has heard this word and are trying to, "it's a word that's not very nice that some people…