Election Watch: The Final Countdown

I offer absolutely zero apologies for the earworm , by the way. I briefly considered trying to photoshop Bill & Co.'s faces into a Europe album cover but decided against it, mostly because I don't want to look at all of their faces as much as would be required for that, but also because I'm lazy. Maybe those are the same reason; I don't know. Just use your imagination, I guess. You get to pick…