Dragstrips, Island Themes, and Lawsuits

Not for the first time (or the second, or the third, or probably the tenth or twentieth), this past week I found myself wondering "what the fuck is a NASSPORT EXPLOSION, anyway?" My best guess is that Bill is trying to evoke the idea of NASCAR racing. NASCAR, if you are unfamiliar, stands for "National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing". So, no, that doesn't help us make sense of "NASSPORT",…