Vibe coding an iOS app + deploying to the App Store

Let me be clear: no one asked for this. But I’m going to walk you through how I built and published an iOS app using Claude Code, Xcode, and pure vibes. I don’t know Swift. I’ve never written a real line of Swift in my life. But I’ve now shipped four apps to the App Store, mostly by telling AI what I wanted and watching it make the magic happen. This post isn’t a tutorial in the traditional sense.…