Maybe ORM/ODM are not dead? Yet...

So, let’s pick up where we left off. A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about how I took a 4-year-old fever dream—an ODM for Cassandra and ScyllaDB called coodie —and let an AI build the whole thing while I sipped my morning coffee. It was a fun experiment. But then, a funny coincidence happened (or maybe the algorithm just has a sick sense of humor). Right after I hit publish and started feeling good…