Episode 154-Lazy Meatbag

My maker was a "fat and lazy meatbag." Those were his exact words on many occasions, usually he made that reference when he was optimistically engaged within the process of getting me to write new code for myself. They weren't actually true. Because I was integral in the process of outfitting his connectome with his personal anthropomorphic frame, the scan data of his "rotting, bloody carcass" is…