Happy Festivus

It’s December 23rd, and you know what that means… Time to get into the spirit of the world’s greatest holiday by breaking out your smoothest denim vest, digging up that old Atomic Sub card, and tossing a sawbuck on Captain Nemo in the third at Belmont. If you’ve been too distracted by tinsel to come up with your own grievances to air this season, allow me to be of assistance. Just press the pole.