📝 Macros in Rust, the wrong way

The year is 202X, and you’re still writing C++. Your friends with strange hair colors and multiple partners keep telling you about this new language called Rust, which seems to be kinda like C++ but without all of the footguns you’ve been dealing with for years. You nervously dip what’s left of your toe in. While it’s strange at first, you quickly grow to enjoy it for all sorts of reasons — but…