The Green Taffeta "OOPS" Off-the-Shoulder Christmas Dress

"On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me Twelve Drummers Drumming. . ." Ok, I think I'd rather pass on that particular gift. I'll take the 3 french hens, the 5 golden rings, the 6 geese a-laying (my chickens are on their winter strike right now, so any laying birds would be useful), or even the 8 maids a-milking (Although since all of my goats are currently dried off and pregnant,…