Linnea Lin is an interdimensional superheroine from Dioth (the second dimension). She lives with her Aunt Dottie and is a Project Manager at LUX Studios (home of BoxxPanda and BuxomyAngel). However, when trouble arises, she uses her EllipStick to transform into Stick Girl! @StickGirlTrioth
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Dr. Baldwin (rushing to the D.Portal with other scientists): What went wrong!? Recheck the calculations!! Stick Girl (helping Nessa up and looking pleased): Whew – the D.Portal didn’t work after all! Nessa (glasses askew): Oh, it worked just fine… Nessa (adjusting glasses): …But I ran into something – something BIG was about to come through! Stick Girl (offscreen): !!! On election day – to the…
Nessa (In silhouette from behind, bouncing out of the Rift opened by the D.Portal. Dioth within is visually obscured by a yellowish glow.): OOF!! <BOI-OI-OINNNNNG!!> 1 [The D.Portal closes, and the Rift is now a yellowish dimensional scar with new cracks.] <SKAAAK!!> 0! [Nessa crashing into Stick Girl.]
Transcript: [Stick Girl looking shocked and letting go of Nessa’s arm.] 5 [Nessa knocking down the G.O.O.D. guy, with Bubbles behind them. The D.Portal is glowing yellow while cracking open the dimension and the comic panel itself, showing the Dioth grid below.] 4 [Nessa leaping into the D.Portal. It is still glowing yellow while cracking open the dimension and the comic panel itself, showing the…
Stick Girl (About to shoot her Vector Ray): Vector… 9 <skaaa…> Stick Girl (hit by a shower of mini-BlueBalls): OH!! 8 Nessa (glowing right hand pointed forward and surrounded by additional mini-BlueBalls): Not ’til I go through! [D’Portal glowing in the background with the Rift still glowing yellow.] 7 Stick Girl (grabbing Nessa’s arm): Nessa, PLEASE! I gotta close it NOW, or I’Grr’s forces… Nessa…
Guardims (colliding mid-air with each other): ARRRGH!! <GRUNCH!!> [Edges of comic panel are shaking] Stick Girl (slipping down between them): Sorry, boys – No time to play with you D.o.R.C.-a-zoids. Guardim #02 (from above: Mayday! Mayday! Eject! Eject! Captain Muffen (from above): Your unit looks fine! Just get back to base for damage assessment! Guardim #03 (from above: But sir! She scratched my…
Captain Muffen: This is Captain Stud Muffen of D.o.R.C.! We have orders to use live fire if you don’t leave this sector immediately! Stick Girl (offscreen): SERIOUSLY!? Stick Girl: Hold your fire! We’re surrounded by small businesses and residences – innocent civilians! Captain Muffen (offscreen): Oh – She’s right, actually. Guys, just GRAB HER!! [The three Guardims encircle Stick Girl.] Guardim…
[Stick Girl (from behind, floating in the air) facing three flying Guardim units, painted dark gray (unlike the colorful TV version) and numbered #01 (center, with white highlights), #02 (left, with blue highlights), and #03 (right, with purple highlights).] <BREEEK!! BREEEK!!> Guardim #01: HALT! You have entered restricted S.L.E.E.Z.E. airspace! [In the background as silhouettes: The Pandagon and…
Stick Girl, Linnea, Linnea Lin, debate, Reggie, Reggie Rensie, Phiona, Phiona Fine, Bob, Bob Dobbs, intwoder Transcript: Stick Girl (running off-stage): JEEZERS! I can’t take it anymore… I gotta STOP this! Phiona: But… Running out on a debate is political suicide! Reggie: Silly girl. She obviously lacks the temperament to hold office. Bob: Ha ha… So emotional. Women… Amiright? [Phiona looking at…
Reggie (offscreen): In fact, send back the pregnant one, Dr. Baldwin! We can’t have their kind being born here and claiming citizenship!! Bob (to Reggie): Pregnant!? A twofer Twoser…? NOICE! [LUXtronix screen.] Commander Argent (shoving Bubbles, the pregnant Diod): MOVE IT, you worthless lump! Through the D.Portal you go! Bubbles (the pregnant Diod): OH! Ellipsa (Olive-green Diod woman): Please……
[LUXtronix screen, split into left and right sides.] [Stick Girl (on left, with the rotten egg still dripping down her face) - speechless and exasperated, gesturing with disbelief in Reggie’s direction.] Reggie (on right, looking at camera with anger and urgency, one hand gesturing toward the camera): Her kind are coming for you! Twosers are savages! Animals! They will eat your circles and your…
