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The new rating reflects the Australian Government's feelings today after The Israeli Defence Force said it would not open a criminal investigation into its fatal strike on aid workers, including Australian Zomi Frankcom. The post Today’s Rating on the Gaza Genocide Concern Scale appeared first on The Shovel .
Hanson argued that it is cumbersome to say “I acknowledge Gina Rinehart, the traditional owner of Pauline Hanson, and pay my respect to billionaire donors past, present and emerging” before every official speech. The post Hanson Reveals Real Reason She’s Against Acknowledging Traditional Owners: “I’d Have To Mention Gina Before Every Speech” appeared first on The Shovel .
The Government last week approved $2.5 billion in taxpayer funds to bail out the mining giant’s aluminium smelter near Newcastle. When the Government this week received an application from a women’s shelter for $2,500 in assistance, there was a mix-up. The post Women’s Shelter Accidentally Receives $2.5B After Government Misreads It As “Smelter” appeared first on The Shovel .
“He wakes up angry, demands attention and then spends the rest of the day shitting the bed. It’s going to be a nice break being at home with an infant" The post Karoline Leavitt Quits White House To Focus on Motherhood: “There Will Be Fewer Diapers To Change” appeared first on The Shovel .
“Being humiliated by a minor military regime and losing control of a global trade route has been fun, but it’s time to turn our attention to losing control of public health" The post Trump Takes Break From Losing Wars To Help Spread Preventable Diseases appeared first on The Shovel .
“We thought a carton of carrot juice or maybe pumpkin soup had burst in the catering truck and was leaking through the side" The post Trump’s Hiding Spot in Catering Cart Exposed, After Observers Noticed Trail of Orange Face Dye Leading to Plane appeared first on The Shovel .
Things only got worse for the PM when he clicked over to the next question which said, “Describe Grace Tame in one word”. Officials said that question had been carefully designed to ensure there was no correct answer. The post ABS Introduces New ‘Shag/Date/Marry’ Question on Census, Just To Fuck With Albo appeared first on The Shovel .
"Would you like me to take this a step further and turn it into a concise, executive-ready slide deck, complete with key insights, supporting visuals, charts and a clear set of actionable recommendations?” The post Mark Zuckerberg Posts 6,000 Word Essay Arguing That “AI Won’t Take Human Jobs. If You Like, I Can Rewrite This Essay in a More Human Tone” appeared first on The Shovel .
The Government has denied it is too focused on Sydney, after the the Australian Bureau of Statistics confirmed that Perth will be reclassified as part of Greater Western Sydney for the 2026 Census. The post Perth To Be Renamed “Far Greater Western Sydney” in 2026 Census Realignment appeared first on The Shovel .
Identifying when someone is wearing Meta’s new ‘pervert glasses’ will become easier under a new proposal that will require users to wear a full Rolf Harris costume and carry a wobble board. The post “Smart Glasses” Users Required To Wear Rolf Harris Costume, Under New Proposal appeared first on The Shovel .
