The Knuckleheads Podcast is a weekly dive into unfiltered conversations, bad takes, and topics we probably should’ve researched first. No script. No plan. No chance. From pop culture and random debates to off-the-rails stories, it’s a show built on loud opinions, questionable logic, and conversations that go exactly where they shouldn’t. Hosted by three knuckleheads who are confidently wrong more often than not, every episode turns into arguments, jokes, and moments that somehow get worse the…
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Knuckleheads! this episode is a chaotic, hilarious ride: from ranting about gross protein bars and dreaming up waffle-cone spoons to me literally truckin' a phone-walking stranger on the C train. You get train drama, snack takes, and a whole lot of attitude. We also dig into cruise booking nightmares, brutal PTO policies, coworker horror stories (lunch thieves, microwaved fish, and more), and…
Knuckleheads! Quick heads up: summer merch is going away in about three weeks, so grab your ice cream truck shirt before it’s gone. We’ve also got Halloween and holiday designs in the works, so keep an eye on Fourth Wall and the Knuckleheads Lab shop. Caught a wild live stream, did some guesting (and learned to give up control on live shows), and collected a bunch of ridiculous train stories -…
Knuckleheads! welcome back to the chaos. Guess who's back? We’re riffing on everything from Jaws and Hooper’s fate to subway pet‑peeves, busted backpacks, Comic‑Con buys that lied to us, and the dumbest Florida man headlines. It’s loud, messy, and exactly the kind of nonsense you’d hear from your rowdy friends. Pull up a seat, grab something to drink, and hang out. We’ll make you laugh, make you…
What's up Knuckleheads! today we’re revisiting bathroom etiquette (because people still can’t mind their piss), plus we riff on merch drops, weird train and work encounters, and food holidays you didn’t know you needed. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel Knuckleheadpodcast Merch! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc
Hey Knuckleheads! jump into this messy, hilarious episode with the Knuckleheads. We talk merch updates, train beef (literally), a very ambitious ball-rubbing merch joke, the eternal hate for mint chip, national food holidays, cringe train outfits, wild Florida Man biz ideas, and even the looming "shit parasite" panic. Casual, crude, and oddly heartwarming grab a drink and laugh along like we're…
Knuckleheads hop in, this episode is a chaotic, hilarious rant session about Amazon packing disasters, people losing their minds on buses and trains, and the absolute insanity of public bathroom etiquette. We’re joking, we’re annoyed, and we’re keeping it real — like you’d hear from a buddy over a beer. Come for the laughs, stay for the outrageous stories. Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The…
Hey Knuckleheads! welcome to a cozy episode from the vault where the Knuckleheads get hilariously honest about being stranded: from shitting your pants to honey‑glazing wild boar. We riff on survival skills, debate which celeb and movie you'd want on a desert island, and crack stupid jokes the whole way through. It’s casual, messy, and real like overhearing two buddies plotting to survive with…
Hey it's my birthday and the Knuckleheads go off: train gross-outs, a stolen Knicks trash can, a Chuck E.-style mascot swiping credit cards, and the glorious chaos of people getting rat-out famous online. It’s messy, dumb, and honestly kind of addictive. We rant about AI, preorder madness, surprise parties that implode, and why folks love to dunk on strangers for clicks grab a drink and come roast…
What’s up guys — grab a seat, we’re breaking down everything from Knicks parade and overpriced VIP Comic-Con passes to ridiculous customer service fails and a Florida man scanning taco seasoning packets to steal trading cards. We talk cons, merch, snacks, museum markups, and the weirdest theft scheme you’ll hear today. Come hang with us! Follow Knuckleheadslab! Morning Star: The First Fall Dark…
Yo, what's up — this episode's a chaotic-ass ride: Hate gets into it with bums, tested my health limits, and broke down our new June merch drop (spoiler: Gildan heavyweight wins). We talk summer NYC nonsense — park crackheads, weird jobs, prop money ideas, and even a tricycle gnome thief. Stay for the sports takes, food talk (strawberry cake for life), and the usual Knucklehead energy. Rate,…
Knuckleheads! — this episode is pure Knuckleheads chaos: Knicks hype, new merch drops, wild food hacks, and the weirdest laws you didn’t know existed. We also talk minty wipes gone wrong, Bigfoot/Big-tiger stories, and the usual stupid stunts — grab a shirt, a drink, and enjoy the ride with us. Save Destiny! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!
Hey knuckleheads! — we’re back after a two‑week hiatus with new drops, dumb fashion takes, rotisserie chicken tips, and a deep dive into beef‑patty sandwich engineering. We also rant about a $17 church entry, soggy sneakers, a train dog disaster, and whether the Mando movie should've just been two episodes. Grab a shirt, leave a review, and come hang — this episode’s chaotic, gross, and oddly…
In this remastered classic episode we talk recasting the GIJOE movie and a bunch of stuff I cant remember! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!
Hey Knuckleheads! We have been sick this weekend and had to take a sick day... We remastered episode 205. Enjoy and sorry for dying... Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!
Hey Knuckleheads! This week we talk paper plates, our segment This week on the train, The haters loss and much more! Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!
What’s up, guys — it’s your Knuckleheads crew keeping it raw and ridiculous. We ramble about our merch launch, the weird-ass pricing on Fourth Wall, and why tank tops cost almost as much as tees. Then we spiral into custard vs. pudding, nonstop pudding confessions, and our unfiltered thoughts on orange juice, bagels, and breakfast crimes. Things get filthy in the best way as we trade subway horror…
Hey — it’s just us chatting like we’re in your living room: ranting about shadowbans, juggling Instagram/TikTok/Threads chaos, dropping seven new bootleg nostalgia tees, and arguing over which snack cake truly rules (spoiler: it gets intense). Do us a solid — rate, review, and subscribe on Podbean/Apple/Spotify, follow us on socials, and grab a shirt if you want to keep the nonsense coming. Check…
Hey Knuckleheads! Today's episode is a doozy! We talk trailers... Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat 2. Some cool memories and easter eggs. Nostalgia palooza... Check Out Lahna Turners website! Pounds of Power! Ralphie May Doc NEW MERCH!
Hey Knuckleheads! — take a seat on the stoop for this hilarious, messy, and "very serious" chat with Lahna Turner : comedian, mom, and creator of the fat superhero " Pounds of Power " We talk New York vs L.A., wild subway stories, grief, and a love letter to Ralphie May that turned into comics and a documentary. It’s equal parts belly laughs and heart — like catching up with an old pal. Stick…
Hey Knuckleheads! In this episode we talk April Fools pranks and origins, The Artemis launch, Costcos Giant Bunny nutritional facts. We also have an annoying this week on the train segment and as always a doozy of a Florida Man! NEW MERCH!!!
Hey, it's your pals from the Knuckleheads — we hit episode 600 and it's a mess in the best way: merch woes, self-publishing plans, Stoltman’s shattered leg, moon pie debates, locked-up CVS cases, and a parade of Florida Man brilliance. Short, filthy, and honest — we riff, we roast, and we beg you to rate and review (five stars first, roast later). Stick around for dumb stories, stupid arguments,…
Yo — welcome back to the Knuckleheads Podcast. We’re rambling about everything from messed-up tea habits and work burnout to raccoon heists, dogs eating laundry, bats flying into mouths and whether movies should be one-hit wonders or endless cash grabs. It’s a messy, hilarious ride — think old-timey movie nostalgia, Florida man antics, snack-fueled regrets, and the kind of workplace stories that…
KNUCKLEHEADS! todays episode is yes you guessed it PIE. We record on Pi day and jumped into pie history and fun. We also do our this week on the train segment along with our knuckleheads Florida man headline of the week. MERCH! Promo code Knuckles26 for free shipping.
Hey friend — this episode is a wild ride through modern nonsense: paid memberships to see toys online, Uber surge pricing that feels criminal, sneaky resort and convenience fees, and the glory (and danger) of muffins and banana bread. We rant about work uniforms, store markups, self-checkout shenanigans, and even top it off with some classic Florida Man scams. It’s a laid-back, laugh-filled take…
Hey, Knucklehead’s — this episode is a no-holds-barred rant about shrinkflation: from cereal boxes and McDonald’s fries to tiny king-size candy bars and jacked-up "protein" snacks. We also hit national food days, donut truck nostalgia, and a ridiculous Cheesecake Factory scale stunt that you’ve gotta hear about. Grab a snack (careful, it might be smaller than you remember), sit with us like old…
Yo — we’re live in the middle of the 2026 blizzard with shovels, surge-priced Ubers and a bunch of snowday nostalgia. Tune in for chaotic on-the-spot updates, dumb mistakes (boiling water on your windshield, anyone?), and stories from the Blizzard ’96 to today. It’s funny, blunt, and honest — we’ll make you laugh, wince at delivery tips, and remember why adulting in a blizzard beats being a kid…
Hey, what's up — it's the Knuckleheads. We jump from Penn Station stair gripes and subway stink to Valentine’s Day traditions, overpriced roses, and the ridiculous pressure people put on one day to prove love. We also roast the worst gifts (gas station flowers, gym memberships, and giant stuffed animals), reminisce about nostalgic candies like Butterfinger BBs and M&M Minis, and cap it off with…
Hey Knuckleheads! Today we talk a bunch of Fast Food Nostalgia... Like what? RED ROOF Pizza Hut, or KFC buffet oh and real 5 dollar foot longs from Subway. What do you want back?
Hey—we're back after a silly little hiatus. Two idiots, one robe, and a whole lot of subway horror stories: slow walkers, man-spreaders, pigeons on the platform, and people who treat the train like the Wild West. Jump in for bagel vs. croissant takes, National Baked Alaska (yes, it’s a thing), hot chocolate vibes, and a throwback chat about Game & Watch and childhood candy rankings. It’s messy,…
Hey Knuckleheads! This is a throwback! More than 260 episodes ago. We remastered this for some new listeners. We talk gaming, Nostalgia and nightmare outfits from childhood. Enjoy!
Hey — this episode is basically two friends ragging on holiday clutter, cartoon feuds, and the wild realities of traveling (yes, including gross bus bathrooms). We keep it real: from hauling down Christmas bins to arguing which '90s crew would win a throwdown. Pull up a seat, grab a snack, and listen like you’re hanging out with us — goofy tangents, old-school nostalgia, and survival tips for life…
Whats up Knuckleheads! Join us to talk sequels in this remastered classic.
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Yo — Lets finish this and crown a champ! We also got screwed by shipping, survived a 4DX Grinch screening, and ran a wild holiday smackdown bracket. Come hang while we roast bad Santas, rogue reindeer, and argue who’s the real holiday MVP. Grab a drink (or eggnog), sit tight, and enjoy the chaos.
Hey—we turned Christmas chaos into a game: randomized character matchups, stupid weapons, weird locations, and even a drunk Santa cameo. Think Buddy the Elf vs. Turbo Man, Frosty vs. Scrooge, and John McClane in a toy factory. It’s chaotic, dumb, and hilarious. Pour yourself something warm, press play, and listen to us argue, trash-talk, and pick winners like you're sitting on the couch with your…
This album exists for one simple reason: I love Christmas—and I love Christmas music. I’m not a musician, but I am an artist, a writer, a New Yorker, and someone who grew up surrounded by holiday songs of every kind. My mom loved Christmas music fiercely. She played everything—from crooners to pop to novelty songs—and through her, I learned that Christmas didn’t have just one sound. She also…
Yo — we nearly lost our minds wrestling with Loom, dodging robotic AI fixes, and blaming every piece of tech in the room. Then we spiraled into full-ass mustache and beard roast mode, debated the safety of gingerbread in NYC, and complained about overpriced popcorn tins like true holiday champions. Also: subway annoyances, kids peeling grapes like tiny serial killers, Lionel train battery madness,…
Yo — we rip into Teespring's holiday failures, swap wild family-gaming stories (I totally cheated at UNO), and nerd out over N64 rematches and a Hogwarts Express train for the tree. Plus wild job-interview scams, snow horror stories, gingerbread ambitions, and a Florida Man who threw hands at an inflatable Santa. Come hang, laugh, and commiserate like we're on the couch.
Hey — pull up a chair. We jump from a horrifying gym bathroom story to shower paranoia, deep-diving the brainy chaos of the Saw movies, and then get all nostalgic over rice pudding, old delis, and pickleball dreams. It’s messy, gross, weirdly thoughtful, and totally unfiltered — just like hanging with a buddy who tells it like it is. Come laugh, cringe, and stick around for the next weird story.
Hey — pull up a chair. We jump from a horrifying gym bathroom story to shower paranoia, deep-diving the brainy chaos of the Saw movies, and then get all nostalgic over rice pudding, old delis, and pickleball dreams. It’s messy, gross, weirdly thoughtful, and totally unfiltered — just like hanging with a buddy who tells it like it is. Come laugh, cringe, and stick around for the next weird story.
NEW CHRISTMAS SHIRT! Black Friday Code BFD25 for 25% OFF Knuckleheads Podcast pre-Thanksgiving episode. We're talking workplace holiday blackouts, epic Thanksgiving fails (turkey heists and dog attacks included), and the age-old dessert beefs — pumpkin vs. sweet potato vs. apple (and the sacred carrot cake debate). Also: back snap from putting on deodorant, ear infection misery, Florida-man style…
MERCH LINK! Knuckles25 Free Shipping Hey Knuckleheads! We remastered this classic from along along time ago! — we just tore through Justice League: War and Throne of Atlantis with all the snark, laughs, and WTF questions you’d expect. Quick takes on Shazam’s kid energy, Aquaman’s booze-and-lobster debut, Darkseid’s obliterating ego, and the delicious plot holes that kept us talking. Grab some…
MERCH LINK! Knuckles25 Free Shipping Hey Knuckleheads! We remastered this classic from along along time ago! — we just tore through Justice League: War and Throne of Atlantis with all the snark, laughs, and WTF questions you’d expect. Quick takes on Shazam’s kid energy, Aquaman’s booze-and-lobster debut, Darkseid’s obliterating ego, and the delicious plot holes that kept us talking. Grab some…
Merch Promo Code Knuckles25 for Free Shipping! Hey Knuckleheads! — jump into this episode where we roast Amazon mattresses, debate whether hot dogs count as sandwiches, dodge pandemic mask drama, and laugh at Florida Man while geeking out over Star Trek and Rick & Morty. It’s messy, hilarious, and exactly the kind of chat you want with your loudest buddies.
Merch! Knuckles25 for Free Shipping Yo, this episode is a chaotic love letter to fall: we ramble about NYC field trips, make fun of pumpkin patches charging an arm and a leg, and roast every trendy autumn flex you can think of. We also get nostalgic (and savage) about candy — the classics that win and the garbage that loses — and laugh about a Florida Man who literally drove over Halloween decor.…
Pick up some NEW MERCH! What's up guys with the Knuckleheads podcast. I'm the fanboy. I'm the hater and this may be an episode you may never hear. Who knows? Very true, considering I don't know how to use this new program. We talk food holidays (bologna, chicken-fried steak, pasta), breakfast confessions, gum addiction, subway chaos, and the eternal battle with body odor — plus a ridiculous…
Pick up some NEW MERCH! What's up guys with the Knuckleheads podcast. I'm the fanboy. I'm the hater and this may be an episode you may never hear. Who knows? Very true, considering I don't know how to use this new program. We talk food holidays (bologna, chicken-fried steak, pasta), breakfast confessions, gum addiction, subway chaos, and the eternal battle with body odor — plus a ridiculous…
Hey Knuckleheads! Today we debate pasta vs potato! We also talk about "perfect" movies and random topics of course! Stay tuned for florida man. BUY MERCH HELP!
Hey Knuckleheads! Today we debate pasta vs potato! We also talk about "perfect" movies and random topics of course! Stay tuned for florida man. BUY MERCH HELP!
Hey Knuckleheads! NYCC 25 we are home. Lets talk about our experience at the con after our 5 year hiatus. We also always have to take it to code browns and dont forget FLORIDA MAN at the end! MERCH! Show some love grab a hoodie Knuckles25 for free shipping.
