It’s August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q’s. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?
The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
(0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
(0:04:21) Intro: Hey, guys!
(0:08:36) Alex: mosquito burgers 🦟
(0:13:35) Alex: Sasquatch calls
(0:15:38) News: anti-weaponization fund and weaponization history
(0:21:15) Brady: Bigfoot call. 📞
(0:29:40) David: “Snake” found “Dack”; Capricorn One 📞
(0:38:33) David shoutout to men who built bridges, buildings
(0:43:42) News.... Greece
(0:46:56) SpaceX rocket to crash into the moon 🌖
(0:52:55) Bobby: Moon rang like a bell. Antarctica conspiracies 📞
(0:58:11) Bobby: Men’s History: Floyd-inspired bodycams
(1:06:41) X live finally smh
(1:08:01) Popcorn: BLM confusion 💰
(1:16:43) Jamie on control and George Floyd tee 💰
(1:19:28) Hessian Hyena: 💰
(1:26:22) Belgian Malinois 🐕
(1:32:45) John: James 1 out of 10. Alex: 8. 📞
(1:34:28) John: War with Iran: Trump in over his head?
(1:41:53) Naysayers don’t know! Bibi may be right. Boomers too!
(1:46:19) Popcorn follow-up on BLM & JLP 💰
(1:48:41) Rick: Church topic: If someone spit in your face 📞
(1:53:53) Outro 👋
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