The checks cleared this week. Jahmyr Gibbs is now the highest-paid running back in NFL history ($51.5M guaranteed), Jonathan Taylor got two more years in Indy ($47M), and Bijan’s camp is presumably still asking where their extra $500k went. After a decade of “never pay a running back,” the league apparently can’t stop. Speaking of paying people, there’s still time to lock in the best value of the…
Football is back. Fake football, sure - the kind where the starters play nine snaps, the broadcast misidentifies a rookie or two, and the final score means absolutely nothing - but don’t pretend you haven’t been waiting for this since February. Nobody in America is more locked in than Carson Beck, for whom the preseason isn’t fake football so much as the football - the one part of the schedule…
Get these summaries delivered to your inbox each week! 👇 Traveling for work to New York this week reminded me ( ) that it’s indeed the middle of December. The nights are getting shorter, the weather’s getting colder, and most importantly - the fantasy playoff fields are set. At this point, every quick FA pickup and smart lineup bet could make the difference, so we’re back for you like always with…
Get these summaries delivered to your inbox each week! 👇 Through the one-point losses on Monday night, the injured RBs that would be back next week who then missed two months, and the incessant whining of leaguemates, we survived. December is upon us, folks. Yes - some leagues (inappropriately) are starting their playoffs this week, with the rest (normal ones) slated to kick off their…
Get these summaries delivered to your inbox each week! 👇 Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Fancy meeting you here, and not on the toilet at work (the best poop is a paid poop). There are no holidays in newsletter land, though, and we’re back in your inbox just like every Thursday morning with all the data you need to sound smart in front of your family. Everyone will think you’re an NFL guru when the…