whimsical-catacombs : whimsical-catacombs : whimsical-catacombs : literally every problem i’ve had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all like i can’t even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real?? i’m like a caricature in a children’s show. “and then Whimsy took a deep…
I’ve been grappling with a question and I’m not sure how to answer it: Should we feel pity for stupid people? Clearly, most of the MAGA accounts here and elsewhere are bots. But, not all of them, which means there are people who believe the weakest con ever perpetrated on the population: The lie of Trump. It’s the weakest con because Trump’s not even a decent conman. [He launders money more than…
L.A. residents won’t be able to see today’s total solar eclipse, but do we get to hear film bros discuss how Christopher Nolan’s talent eclipses that of other directors every day.
If strategists want to understand the electorate’s shift to progressive liberal candidates, look at Republicans and establishment Democrats like Hot Wheels cars and a Matchbox cars, popular brands which seem like rivals but are both owned by Mattel.
I’m sure there are metrics to prove why all social media posts about recipes end with the cook taking a huge bite of whatever they created and then staring orgasmically into the camera as they chew, but I find it as appealing as accidentally walking in on your grandmother while she’s taking a shit.
I was once a guest on a podcast hosted by some comedians and one of them made a joke about a loved one dying and the other host started sobbing because his dad had just died that week and being in the room at that moment is what it feels like watching Matt Damon make pizza to promote The Odyssey.
Apple TV has a rule for all of its original shows and movies that prohibits an onscreen villain from using an iPhone . So, if you’re watching a murder mystery on that platform and a character pulls out a flip phone or an Android or whatever, the ending is spoiled.
Trump: The radical left is actively trying to destroy our children’s future with the disaster known as communism. Me thoughtfully smoking a calabash pipe: Ah, yes, communism. That old chestnut. Politicians (not just Republicans, but Democrats, too) are banking on the idea that most voters don’t know the difference between communism and socialism. And they’re right.
OK, my primary doctor couldn’t figure out exactly what happened to my leg. He recommended I see an orthopedic doc. But, before I left my primary doctor said if the cane was helping me keep my balance and stuff, I should keep using it. And if I was going to be using a cane, I thought I should get one that aligned with my personal aesthetic… [Thanks, @n1et , for the cane usage pointer.]…