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Salvage Union: Aspirate Part Seven

“Ohhhhh my god you’re being so dense, just listen to me, okay? So Thomas and Aaron were dating this guy, Marrow, and were like bringing him into the polycule, right? So they’ve got him over for dinner, they’re roasting lizard, you know how they do, and they’re like “so which settlement do you live in?” […]

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Salvage Union: Aspirate Part Six

“Pilot understands the question. Question is irrelevant. There is only the data for Pilot to interpret. There is only the field of battle. The inside of Lovely. That is all that matters, yes. How Pilot came to this war does not matter. Pilot can speak of war, yes. They don’t like it when Pilot does […]

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Salvage Union Aspirate Part Five

“…what caused the Beanstalk to fall? Shit, I don’t know. That kind of thing is luxury to think about, isn’t it? Let’s look at it this way: I’ve lived in Lombard in Snapfield all my life. We had a city here once, Callis City. When the Beanstalk fell, it rained panels from the walls of […]

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Salvage Union Aspirate Part Four

“Hear me and hear me well, faithful: I know what it is like to be a pilot. You see this frail and ravaged body. I won’t say I am not old and used. But I survived the Boren Front, and that’s a hell beyond any of your reckoning. It was these hands that controlled my […]

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Aspirate Part Three

“My family were farmers. We used to raise, uh, staple crops overseas in the Whitespring Republic. My grandfather, before he passed, used to talk about how it was a hard life, but a good life. How they used to take care of their workers and pay fair wages for the crops they harvested. My grandmother […]

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Aspirate Part Two

“Yeah man, everyone knows aliens did it. Everyone knows aliens blew up the Beanstalk. Check it: we got the Meld, right? Where the fuck did that come from? Wasn’t here when we had like, governments and shit. Nah man like. They saw the Beanstalk and realized we were a threat, right? The little monkeys deciding […]

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Aspirate Part One

“What’s most important to understand about the war is that there was an intentional omission and destruction of context. We know the war started. We don’t exactly know why or who threw the first punch. We do know what the opening salvo was: cutting down the Beanstalk. Given…recent intelligence, I’m unsure the intent of the […]

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Floodplain Part Seven

“Did she ever call her goddess again?” Sister Zlata hugged her knees close as she sat on the stool. The rest of the novice sisters had left the lecture and gone to do chores. Zlata had remained behind to ask questions. Sister Charity didn’t much mind; it was a sign of a healthy mind and […]

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Floodplain Part Six

The history books talk clearly about what happened next after the Scourging of Roden. The Emperor was survived by his mother, Lady Belhaine, his bastard teen son, Volkan of Wrought, and his adopted cousin Firhardt of Tessalan. The members of the Inner Council had their own surviving heirs as well who laid claim to their […]

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Floodplain Part Five

It was a cold, slate grey day the morning they killed the Emperor and his Inner Council. There had been a light rain the night before. The two of them awoke to a layer of slick dew on all of their possessions. Nia busied herself with mopping it up as Argenta set up the mortar, […]

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