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Mark Carney asks climate to stop changing until Alberta quits bugging him

“Just give us a few years and I’m sure Albertans will calm down.” (Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) talk about Danielle Smith getting not one but two pipelines, Carney saying we don’t have time for the environment in the middle of a massive heat wave, and Canada’s massive new submarine deal. Then the Approximately 10 […] The post Mark Carney asks climate to stop changing until Alberta quits…

$50 mil for 24 Sussex repairs to be fundraised by Carney starting OnlyFans

“How is this money gonna get raised, they’ll pass the hat? GoFundMe? OnlyFans?” On this special Pride Month episode, Ian MacIntyre (designated ally, he/him) is joined by a special All-Guest Panel: Alix Markman (Astrid & Lily Save The World, Gotham Knights, she/her), Simon Paluck (Insta Gay, Monkey On My Back, he/him) and JP Larocque (North […] The post $50 mil for 24 Sussex repairs to be…

Carney bans social media for kids too dumb to figure out VPNs

“There’s no way a 15 year old who has been online for his entire life knows about those is there?” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest John Batt of @canada.gov.ca) talk about how banning social media for kids is way easier than regulating it for everyone, the excitement/concern surrounding a World Cup […] The post Carney bans social media for kids too dumb to figure out VPNs…

Soon-to-be grounded Snowbirds promise to make 2026 season their most dog-traumatizing yet

“They’re going to be shaking the whole time we’re gone!” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Nile Seguin and Clare Blackwood) break down the Pentagon abandoning the Joint Board On Defence we all knew about it before this, the new MOU between Canada and Alberta, and Danielle Smith plowing ahead on an Independence Referendum despite […] The post Soon-to-be grounded Snowbirds promise to make 2026…

Danielle Smith announces referendum to determine her position on Albertan Independence Referendum

“Also there will be an introductory referendum to determine what the question on my position referendum will be.” Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood and Ian MacIntyre) talk about Carney’s sudden interest in privatizing airports, the Alberta Separatists data hack and the appointment of a new Governor General, a position we definitely still need. Then […] The post Danielle Smith announces…

Rogers puts statues of Ted Rogers in front of nation’s unemployment offices

“This can’t be good.” Luke and the Panel (Megan MacKay and Nile Seguin) try to understand how a Sovereign Wealth Fund works in a country with a massive deficit, discuss the fallout from the White House Correspondent’s Dinner shooting being used to give Trump a ballroom, and break down the impact of massive Rogers’ layoffs. […] The post Rogers puts statues of Ted Rogers in front of nation’s…

Liberal tent now encompasses any political beliefs anyone has ever, or will ever, have

“If you have ever thought anything about anything, you have a place in the Liberal Party.” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) talk about the Liberals’ by-election victories, Carney obtaining near total power, and Trump’s fight with DAAAAA Pope. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best/worst idea […] The post Liberal tent now encompasses any…

Cute photo-op destroys Artemis II mission as Canadian uncorks maple syrup

“I can’t think of a single more dangerous food to have in zero gravity.” Guest host Ian MacIntyre is joined by panellist Nile Séguin along with special guests Kyah Green (The Fandom Show) and Andrew Ivimey (new standup special “Let’s Go” online now!) They discuss Big Tech finally getting big sued, what’s good in Manitoba, […] The post Cute photo-op destroys Artemis II mission as Canadian uncorks…

Nation almost excited to see how bad Via Rail can get after Carney’s spending cuts

“It’s already running on old chewing gum and hope, so are we losing the chewing gum or the hope?” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and special guest Andrew Ivimey) recap Poilievre’s Joe Rogan experience, break down Carney’s dramatic spending cuts and dive into Trump’s latest attempts to end the War in Iran […] The post Nation almost excited to see how bad Via Rail can get after…

Doug Ford announces new law stating that if you’re an undercover cop you have to tell him

“Also, Freedom Of Information requests can’t apply to burner phones.” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Nile Seguin) talk Trump’s not at all desperate attempt to enlist other countries’ help to clear Strait Of Hormuz, Doug Ford’s plans to eliminate Freedom of Information Requests, and Poilievre’s disastrous St. Paddy’s Day video. Then the Approximately […] The post Doug Ford announces new law…