A Selection of Ranger Incident Reports from Forum of the Gods Historic Preserve

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National Anomalous Preserves Weekly Incident Report

To: Bureau of Ranger Management

From: Head Ranger Ruben Romero

Date: Week of April 6th -12th, 1998

INCIDENTS

98-069: North Face of Torre Del Diablos

A group of five mountaineers who got caught by a sudden storm as they ascended the final pitch on the north face of Torre Del Diablos reported being sheltered from the squall’s ~120 KMPH wind gusts by an “iridescent force field bubble” that appeared seconds after the storm blew in. All five described seeing a “mirage” resembling a man wearing a red jacket and green boots floating just outside the bubble for the duration of its manifestation. The bubble remained around the mountaineers for the whole of the storm, approximately 45 minutes, before vanishing just as the winds began to slow. The team then proceeded to summit successfully before descending to the base of the Torre. All five were independently interviewed by park doctors, psychologists, and three of the park’s Designated Anomalous Incident Agents. Personnel consensus and automated analysis techniques indicate high levels of confidence in the truth of the team’s story. The description of the humanoid “mirage” given by the team precisely matches that of Anomalous Entity 49TT, the suspected ‘echo’ of S.G., s mountaineer who went missing during Incident 96-503F. This sighting of AE 49TT marks its 4th probable sighting since S.G.’s disappearance and the third (and most significant) example of tangible intervention at the hands of the AE 49TT.

98-070: Circuit D Visitor Center Male Bathroom

Park maintenance responded to reports of an overpowering raw sewage stench emanating from the men’s bathroom and found a catastrophic backup in toilet #4. Upon investigation, the u-bend in toilet #4 was found to be clogged by a dense mass of toilet paper and fecal matter. A bathroom closure of 3 and a half hours was necessitated by the situation, after which the clog was cleared, and the bathroom was reopened. New and LARGER signs asking guests to please dispose of toilet paper via the in-stall cans have since been installed.