Narrated fiction, audio dramas, and works in progress. Hosted and written by Jack Townsend (author of Tales from the Gas Station), Matthew Morris, and Andrew Farrier.
Thank you for calling Chronophone! Would you like to have a sultry conversation with Marilyn Monroe? Oh, you're expecting a call from your great great grandson? Please hold while we connect you. The final part of a three part series. Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Written by Matthew Morris Featuring the voices of Matt Standley, Andrew Farrier, Matthew Morris, and…
Here at Chronophone, you can talk with your childhood self and pass on some sage advice. Or you can ring up your favorite musician before they died of an overdose. With Chronophone, you can call anyone, anytime, for any reason! Part Two of a three part series. Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Written by Matthew Morris Featuring the voices of Matt Standley, Andrew…
Thank you for calling Chronophone! Would you like to call your late grandmother - when she was a child? Maybe you want to talk to Neil Armstrong the day before he leaves for the moon. With Chronophone, you can call anyone, anytime, for any reason! Part One of a three part series. Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Written by Matthew Morris Featuring the voices of Matt…
Can any mortal mind withstand the horror of the impossibly foreign life forms that wait in the vast darkness beyond? We have some ideas . . . and let's just say those ideas are a bit FUZZY. Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Basic Pitches is a series of original, unscripted brainstorming sessions from the strange minds of Jack Townsend, Matthew Morris, and…
In celebration of the upcoming revival of Dexter, we ask ourselves: what if the lovably naive child star of a 24/7 live-feed reality show grew up to be a serial killer? Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Basic Pitches is a series of original, unscripted brainstorming sessions from the strange minds of Jack Townsend, Matthew Morris, and Andrew Farrier. Basic…
Welcome aboard the Starship Mudskipper, a sci-fi comedy adventure set somewhere in the cold, cruel, distant future. This compilation brings together the entire second season (Episodes 5-8) of the ridiculous, heartfelt, and hilariously chaotic journey of a crew uniquely unqualified to solve the kinds of galaxy-wide catastrophes that they themselves keep accidentally triggering. Whether you're a…
After accidentally erasing 97% of existence, the crews of the Starship Mudskipper and the Empire Mothership all head to the only place left: the center of the universe. Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Check out Snake's Paw gear at our Spreadshop: https://the-snakes-paw.myspreadshop.com/ Written by Jack Townsend Featuring the voices of Andrew Farrier, Matthew Morris,…
In most Basic Pitches, we take a story idea and drive the stakes up to ridiculous heights. Today, we take the opposite approach and ask ourselves: what would the Saw franchise look like as a children's television program? Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw
Remember those sharks in tornadoes? Why didn't they ever fight other weather-borne apex predators? And what could we do to make their battle . . . scientific? Support us by donation or subscription at http://www.ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw
Matthew's first novella, Her Changing Face, is out now! Here's an excerpt from the audiobook, narrated by Andrew, available through Audible. The excerpt includes the first fifteen minutes of the audiobook, which take place at a costume party at the narrator's house. If you'd like to read more, you can find the different versions of the book with these links: Paperback:…
In a weirder than usual episode, the crew react to a reaction video. Creep Cast episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJp0LeG3FZM Like what you see here? Support us by donation at Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw Hate what you see here? Support the alien bounty hunters trying to catch us at: https://ko-fi.com/thesnakespaw The thing Jack was talking about can be found here:…
Matthew's first novella, Her Changing Face, is out now! Andrew, Jack, and Matthew discuss the book in detail and offer some insight into what it's about. Topics discussed include: our wild house parties of yesteryear that inspired the opening scene, the fact that the "Prelude" takes of 76% of the book, the difficulties of self-publishing, transgressive amateur strip clubs, how our personal…