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I can’t believe it

iubirea-bot : I can't believe it took me so long to put two and two together… Three went against the plan because it didn't want to be the one left alone on the ship again I can’t believe it took me so long to put two and two together… Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Being aro and

some-kind-of-robot : Being aro and nonbinary in fandom spaces feels like this Ignore the skull, my friend invited it to stay in this post for a bit Being aro and nonbinary in fandom spaces feels like this Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ILL ADD MORE SOON I

soleilstaresatthesun : mandatory serves cunt™️characters ds9 got greedy and ate the rest of my list (I'm not biased, you are, all my choices are correct too btw) ILL ADD MORE SOON I JUST REMEMBERED SOMEONE I FEEL LIKE A FAKE FAN i'm so sorry i forgot about you babes ILL ADD MORE SOON I JUST REMEMBERED SOMEONE I FEEL LIKE A FAKE FAN Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

anyway back to

moonlitdriver : anyway back to regularly scheduled trek posting yay textposts anyway back to regularly scheduled trek postingyay textposts Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Sometimes girls will go

sonofshu : Sometimes girls will go :> when you pet it and you need to keep doing that Sometimes girls will go :> when you pet it and you need to keep doing that Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

written by Mark Waid

why-i-love-comics : Batman/Superman: World's Finest #39 - "Deadly Reunion" (2025) written by Mark Waid art by Clayton Henry & Tamra Bonvillain written by Mark Waid art by Clayton Henry & Tamra Bonvillain Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

how many other creatures live in your home?

4 cats! Jimmy, bean sprout, loris, and elphaba 1 crested gecko named corn dog And a tank of isopods in case we need to dispose of body parts jimmyhoffathecat : Here’s one, we got like a bajillion of the cow variety Here’s one, we got like a bajillion of the cow variety Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

there literally

angelic-soyo : there literally shouldn’t be any boys in media at all there literally shouldn’t be any boys in media at all Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

The iphone keyboard

failureofchemistry : The iphone keyboard is made for people who don’t use punctuation The iphone keyboard is made for people who don’t use punctuation Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

have an interest

radqweer : fictional reliance disorder (FRD) > when one is heavily impacted by or heavily reliant on works of fiction. this includes; holding views or beliefs that are mainly present in fiction/mainly based in fiction. having unrealistic expectations of certain experiences. relying heavily on works of fiction to function or prefering to interact with fiction over reality. experiencing confusion or…

this is taking FAR

gear-spangled : this is taking FAR longer than it should in my esteemed opinion this is taking FAR longer than it should in my esteemed opinion Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

gwen is truly the

james-spooky : gwen is truly the definition of “that is future me’s problem” gwen is truly the definition of “that is future me’s problem” Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

forger-of-bells: abovethemoon333: joshler-laufeyson-at221a:kurumbukaari:adopt-me-roblox: official-...

forger-of-bells : abovethemoon333 : joshler-laufeyson-at221a : kurumbukaari : adopt-me-roblox : official-fedex : barnes-and-noble-official : its-target-official : aroacesafeplaceforall : tiny-crecher : carbinated-buttermilk : stardewvalleyquotesbutitswrong : panwuthaplan : thatse-corvid-core-babey : becausewedefinetheworld : lilbabybisexual : rk-hamiltrash : its-my-mental-breakdown :…

anyways brown is

dreamsofpercy : anyways brown is the prettiest eye color, argue with the wall. anyways brown is the prettiest eye color, argue with the wall. Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

If I was half the

dogpuppy : If I was half the mother she was, I’d be the best mother on earth. If I was half the mother she was, I’d be the best mother on earth. Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

beat this game a year

gamiscch : beat this game a year ago, but I’m finally calling this piece done beat this game a year ago, but I’m finally calling this piece done Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

You are not lazy.

wetheurban : You are not lazy. Everything costs more, requires more, and gives less back. You’re recovering. You’re surviving. And you’re doing better than you think. You are not lazy. Everything costs more, requires more, and gives less back. Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Moving around folks

teaboot : Unfortunate truth: There are times at which, silent walker who occasionally delights in accidentally spooking people, you must be very careful to NOT move like a gentle summer breeze along the rooftops These scenarios may include: Moving around folks who are already spooked or easily-startled Approaching people who you absolutely do not want to alarm, such as people with poor spatial…

Celebrimbor: You

braxix : Elrond: Elros licked chalk as a child. Elros: I liked it. Celebrimbor: You didn't even try to deny it. Just doubled down. Celebrimbor: You didn’t even try to deny it. Just doubled down. Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This is the worst thing

tuna-mania : This is the worst thing I’ve ever made none of them would fucking say that This is the worst thing I’ve ever made none of them would fucking say that Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

substance “abuse”? that

spider-shoes : substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

You know what, rb

autistickaitovocaloid : You know what, rb and assign prev a sentai colour in the tags. You know what, rb and assign prev a sentai colour in the tags. Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Ilya gets compared

cottagehillsunset : There's a socmed video about hockey players from different teams and their movie look alikes. Ilya gets compared to a young Patrick Swayze from Dirty Dancing. Hayden gets compared to Andy from Toy Story. When the video is posted on the official MLH instagram account, it instantly goes viral. Shane gets a call from Ilya that evening and the first five minutes are just Ilya…

And Tony thinks that

bananaboatmobile : I’m obsessed with the idea of Tony slowly getting to know Peter just by listening to his voicemails (after Peter gets Tony’s number and starts sending him updates instead of Happy). As time passes, Peter is convinced that Tony hasn’t listened to any of them so he starts getting more and more unhinged and saying way more than he would ever say to Tony’s face and Tony is just…

yes, Mistress, this one

balljointed-succubus : Mistress, this one has finished its tasks for the evening. if you haven't any more requests of it, may this one receive a change and retire to its quarters? is it- what? well, yes, that is the basis of its request. is there something unique about what day of the week it is? Mistress, this one does not understand the question. say it? say what? this one must say- why? this…

Wanted to try my

suethesocks : Wanted to try my own take on Queen (noelle for size comparison) Wanted to try my own take on Queen (noelle for size comparison) Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the best way to pass

rainworldtips : the best way to pass the farm arrays toll is to close your eyes and pray the best way to pass the farm arrays toll is to close your eyes and pray Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tip: you don’t have to

rainworldtips : rainworldtips : what if i don't want to eat blue fruits because they are a little icky tip: you don't have to eat the blue fruits if they are a little icky tip: you don’t have to eat the blue fruits if they are a little icky Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Plot twist, Zuko is a fuckin Unagi

The toddling daughter's demands for her princess clothes and her dragon were met with fondness by the people aboard the small passenger ship. Her demands for her daddy, and her older brother's persistent air of shocked stillness, were a cause for sympathy. Here was a new widow traveling with her children to family in the colonies, some whispered. The ship docked to resupply on Kyoshi. The woman…

getting a hornjob

bungerc0re : getting a hornjob while you have a migraine has got to go insane getting a hornjob while you have a migraine has got to go insane Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Youngblood #5

bad-comic-art : Youngblood #5 (2026) "art" by Rob Liefeld Youngblood #5 (2026) “art” by Rob Liefeld Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the last anime

fallingtowers : the last anime girl body pillow has died in captivity the last anime girl body pillow has died in captivity Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

It’s quite literally

the-star-addict : I physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually, and literally can NOT picture Regulus with a female It’s quite literally impossible for my brain to comprehend that It’s quite literally impossible for my brain to comprehend that Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

four and a half inch

queer-as-city-folk : d1s4strous : eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals four and a half inch nails: i want to fuck you like half an animal four and a half inch nails: i want to fuck you like half an animal Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

YEAP !! write

maythray : maythray : my ii au where the inanimates all get really sick on boaty and, due to the lack of any formal medical training or knowledge, die before ever reaching land YEAP !! write THAT into your little trife angst and yaoi ship fics…. YEAP !! write THAT into your little trife angst and yaoi ship fics…. Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Knuckles fighting for

ninja-knox-ur-sox-off : Chronic Sonic pt 8 (because I forgot to number the last few postsHCJDJG) Knuckles fighting for his life out here (Sonic’s fine btw) 1. Sonic eventually finds out his friends have started hiding the emeralds from him and goes actively looking for them. Knuckles will not entertain Sonics self-destructive nonsense and he hasn't slept in a week now because Sonic (and Rouge)…

Tried a new brush, but

cigaradd : Tried a new brush, but I don't feel like drawing so here's B'Elanna sketch Tried a new brush, but I don’t feel like drawing so here’s B'Elanna sketch Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I have made a sketch

storyteller1331331 : I have made a sketch of Saint from Rain World as a Sonic character The cloak thingy will not be there in the future art of mobian Saint because 1: I can absolutely not draw clothing 2: I want his fluffy tail to be visible Still not sure on what to put on his chest tho… maybe a karma symbol? Shape that resembles peace? I have made a sketch of Saint from Rain World as a Sonic…

Ellie the eel is

devilfella : Ellie the eel is a cutie actually, she did nothing wrong Ellie the eel is a cutie actually, she did nothing wrong Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This was purely for

skelacute : This was purely for me to giggle at but you guys can see it too This was purely for me to giggle at but you guys can see it too Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

UR A GACHA KID??

of course i was. you dont just join tumblr and have nothing wrong with you of course i was. you dont just join tumblr and have nothing wrong with you Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

What should i put on my wall

get yourself pictures of spider-man. heard its a hot commodity get yourself pictures of spider-man. heard its a hot commodity Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Been really busy,

sad-av0cad0 : Been really busy, but I still wanted to make a quick sketch of them I have the hc that Simon gets ocasional nose bleeds Been really busy, but I still wanted to make a quick sketch of them Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

look at my captain

000-saba : look at my captain and security we are all going to hell look at my captain and security we are all going to hell Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I also think he

dragon-of-the-soutn : You know maybe it’s a good thing that Criston didn’t go to Tumbelton with Gwayne because I don’t think he and Ormund could have survived five minutes in a room together. Ormund insults Gwayne once and Criston is already leaping across that table blade drawn and ready to kill. Especially if he’s still very much ready to die at a moment’s notice but has somehow deluded/Catholic…

“show of hands, who can’t

veins-veinsveins : "show of hands, who can't make themselves throw up? like with your fingers, y'know?" in the very background of another video you can see frank raise his hand…..so gerard DOES have a gag reflex and frank does NOT. much to think about “show of hands, who can’t make themselves throw up? like with your fingers, y'know?” Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess…

(still finding these in

king-the-pathetic : king-the-pathetic : ALT One of the many reasons that I dislike fireworks. I'm still finding the casings in the pasture almost two weeks later ALT (still finding these in the pasture 6 weeks later btw) (still finding these in the pasture 6 weeks later btw) Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Ok… but what if

probablytart : Ok… but what if the tumblr icon chain was a caterpillar… This came to me in a vision when I was stimming with the icons on my phone. Ok… but what if the tumblr icon chain was a caterpillar… Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

It turns out the True

loremonster : kaijufluffs : kaijufluffs : She's being so big and brave. The long awaited sequel. It turns out the True Riddle was "How do you build a child's confidence?" As the New Sphynx grew, so did her love for those who were paitent, thoughtful, and kind. She began accepting a diversity of answers to her riddles, and would let a traveler pass if they could explain their reasoning without…

redraw of this one

numy-numnum : Sighs super loudly… that god damn dog redraw of this one screenshot that's kinda blowing up on twt redraw of this one screenshot that’s kinda blowing up on twt Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.