A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!
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The guys discuss how why the lack of crowing makes everything much scarier, when flatulence is all you really need to expand your real estate portfolio, and how an international pizza contest might just cancel Christmas.
The guys discuss how just keeping your mouth shut would’ve turned a $35,000 Ebay purchase into a $2.3 million windfall, when being “intertwined” assures you at least 1000 feet of pleasure, and why it’s imperative that you eat a sandwich and use the bathroom before boarding a $126.5 billion Columbia-Class Submarine.
The guys discuss why you should never Uber with scissors, when the instructor decides to “step out” and the lesson intensifies, and how cage lids are the single most important thing in regards to the safety of the village.
The guys discuss how investing in a diamond studded cane can be detrimental to your retirement, when having windows that view sunlight and not collect it is far more cost effective, and how no matter how many cell phones you might currently have on you it’s a terrible idea to leave your keys in the car during a robbery.
The guys discuss how if everyone just did their part and gathered 200-250 bees the world would be a much safer place, when sucking multiple flippers means it’s time to eat, and why a WWII German Panther Tank is every realtor’s worst nightmare.
The guys discuss how a friendship born of multiple mutual hatreds can last 40+ years, when a white coat obviously guarantees your medical prowess, and why telling someone their loved ones have died one letter at a time is so much more fulfilling than painting.
The guys discuss why a man who hides in the bushes to photograph playgrounds should never run a youth internship program, when well-hung loaves of bread might just be the most appetizing thing you can eat in an alley, and how high you should fly the helicopter while searching for a ten foot tall spotted coyote.
The guys discuss how a recent study would show that bungees have still yet to be proven as “optional” in extreme sports, when leaving a five star review will most likely result in a life sentence, and why having a low IQ will definitely stifle certain philanthropic gestures but inevitably could lead to future employment opportunities.
The guys discuss how age matters more than you think engaged deep in the trenches of war, when taking your work home with you will actually relieve stress, and why a Coleman Thermos and Colon Thermos are two totally different things.
The guys discuss how absorbent a sandwich can be in an emergency, when you only came for the eulogy but you stayed for the snacks, and why failing to properly inspect your free scarf will get you killed in Germany.
