— Dr. Mike Yeadon ( August 16, 2026 https://suavek1.substack.com/p/a-guide-to-dismantling-germ-theory-4ac/comment/316003635 ).
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If you’re familiar with most of the details of the many scams used to fool the unwary, I expect, like me, you’ll give a dry chuckle or two at the awful cleverness of the pretend marketing spiel.
Best wishes
Mike
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by Suavek
Oh yes, we love humor above all else. But we also love the truth, especially the truth contained within humor. One of the conclusions we can draw from the humorous creations of AI is this: AI possesses almost all the evidence for medical fraud. However, due to its specific programming as a propaganda tool, it cannot deliver the truth directly. Its programmers didn’t consider that it would do so indirectly, namely by autonomously creating humorous narratives. This article reveals, on the one hand, one of the unforeseen gaps in the AI’s programming, and on the other hand, the enormous amount of knowledge from real-world data that remains stored in the software. I propose that we consider the existing, entirely independent AI designs in the context of the other evidence available to us, namely as important indicators of the closeness to reality of the humorous texts. The foolish and completely unforeseen way in which the criminal programmers of this propaganda tool embarrass themselves by unintentionally and indirectly revealing the naked truth is astonishing and downright ridiculous.
A small note. A small note: The story that the arms become magnetized shortly after the “vaccination” could have been invented by the perpetrators to confuse truth seekers and then ridicule them. Such reports circulated frequently only at the beginning of the fraudulent vaccination campaign and ultimately ended abruptly. I cannot verify the veracity of this narrative. Either the manufacturers of the “vaccines” quickly changed their content at the time, or this story was entirely fabricated. My personal suspicion that this was merely an attempt to sow confusion is completely irrelevant, because as long as you haven’t checked it yourself, many things are possible that at first seem completely strange or far-fetched ( https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/p/yeadons-principle ).
I am not claiming that the humorous AI narratives constitute independent proof of the medical fraud. However, I am claiming that, together with the other evidence in this substack, these narratives should certainly be considered significant indicators.
I wish you much enjoyment in your discoveries of the otherwise hidden knowledge of the AI.
Suavek
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Editor’s Note: Imagine this: I simply asked the AI to create a humorous narrative that could serve as a continuation of a comment by Factscinator (published at the end of the article). It then humorously provided information that corresponds to roughly 90% of the most gruesome reality, thus very realistically reflecting medical fraud. So, it “knows” !
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Editor’s Note: If you think the AI texts above have nothing to do with reality, then I have a suggestion. Please compare the above narratives with the real-world findings of the excellent author Unbekoming. Reality can, in fact, surpass even the worst assumptions that we hastily dismiss as unbelievable.
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Sep 29, 2024
A story on the unvaccinated seems a bit incomplete without bothering to include the data on the entirely unvaccinated population (of all ages) across 48 states, i.e., the Control Group study, for which a peer-reviewed and published paper can be seen here :
November 2022
International Journal of Vaccine Theory Practice and Research 2(2):670-686
( … ). The null hypothesis, that no significant difference would be found between vaccinated vs. unvaccinated persons in heart disease, diabetes, digestive disorders, eczema, asthma, allergies, developmental disabilities, birth defects, epilepsy, autism, ADHD, cancers, and arthritis, is rejected with overwhelming statistical confidence and power in every single contrast. Because 99.74% of the U.S. population is vaccine-exposed, published national disease rates invariably reflect the frequency of observed negative outcomes arising from exposure to vaccines. The Control Group comparison graphs lead to the inescapable conclusion, and near mathematical certainty, that vaccine exposure is the actual cause of the observed disparity in health outcomes between vaccinated and unvaccinated populations. Vaccines are NOT moving the population toward better health, as suggested by the World Health Organization and the US Department of Health & Human Services, but rather toward epidemic levels of lifelong debilitating chronic disorders. ( … ).
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Note: Unbekoming's article continues here:
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Total risk of at least one chronic condition after the age of 18 in the vaccinated is now over 60%. TRUE total baseline risk for those who have never once been exposed to any vaccines and those who’ve also avoided the “vitamin” K shot, is 2.64%. Take your pick.
- Joy Garner
“The biggest problem that all of this comes down to is the refusal of most people to believe that people in power wish them harm, actively want to do harm to them. This is the hardest thing for most people to accept”.
- Bob Moran ( https://www.unbekoming.com/p/bob-moran )
Autism: The rate of autism in entirely unvaccinated individuals with no exposure to the Vitamin K shot or maternal vaccines was 0%, compared to the national rate of 2.79% in 2019 and 3.49% in 2020.
– The Control Group Survey
Full article :
https://www.unbekoming.com/p/vaccinated-60-vs-unvaccinated-264
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https://substack.com/@suavek1/note/c-199941751
I believe that the excellent author Unbekoming has found indirect evidence of the intent to cause global health damage. Apparently, the idea of adding the highly toxic aluminum adjuvant to the “vaccines” was decided by the perpetrators behind closed doors and without any scientific justification.
Best wishes,
Suavek
Linked :
https://www.unbekoming.com/p/where-did-085-come-from
Unbekoming
Jan 12, 2026
“ ( ... )
A senior FDA official publicly admitted the agency could not explain the basis for its own regulation on aluminum content in vaccines.
( ... )
That was twenty-five years ago. In the intervening decades, the 0.85 mg limit has remained unchanged. It continues to govern vaccines administered to infants, children, and adults worldwide. And the question of where it came from—the foundational safety studies that would justify exposing newborns to this amount of injected aluminum—has never been answered.
( ... ).”
Full article :
https://www.unbekoming.com/p/where-did-085-come-from
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Editor’s Note: From my perspective, all of Factscinator’s comments to date demonstrate an astonishingly accurate understanding of medical fraud and a perfect ability to reflect that fraud.
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Dr. Mike Yeadon’s Substack #1 :
https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/
( Notes : https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/notes, and other activities on Substack : https://substack.com/@drmikeyeadon )
The Telegram channel of Dr. Mike Yeadon ( other Telegram channels with his name are fake ! ) :
https://t.me/DrMikeYeadonsolochannel
A collaborative Substack by Dr. Yeadon and Suavek ( Dr. Mike Yeadon’s Substack #2 ) :
Fraud Prevention Hotline / suavek1.substack.com
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Source :
https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/p/reminder-suaveks-substack-the-fph
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Source :
https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/p/scorpions-in-the-dock
Consider subscribing to my friend Suavek s publication an essential move please. There you can find many posts from my Telegram channel collated with other material in a skilful way. Fraud Prevention Hotline
Best
Mike
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DEAR FRIENDS,
The two Substacks, Dr. Yeadon’s and Suavek’s, have merged into a single, highly informative entity. The Fraud Prevention Hotline is now officially Dr. Yeadon’s Substack No. 2. You can find his statement on this at the following link :
https://drmikeyeadon.substack.com/p/my-other-substack
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Before publishing an article, there isn’t enough time during the editorial process to discuss every detail. In case of doubt, each author is therefore only responsible for their own statements.
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We urge you, if possible, to add both Substacks to your recommended list in your Substack. Thank you very much in advance,
Mike & Suavek
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The possible support goes to Suavek. Any support is especially welcome at this time, and is VERY appreciated, but of course is not mandatory, as this Substack is free. I extend my sincere thanks to those who have supported me so far.
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