Finalists!
“Start talking or out comes the blow dryer!”
Penni Davenport, Oregon, OH
“And what did you do after the officer yelled “freeze”?
Felix R Joglar, Union Park, FL
“They found your twig prints.”
Greg Howe, Buffalo, NY
“Is it true you led them down the streets of town, right through the traffic stop?!”
Ed Johnson, Norway
“Enough with that frozen stare, answer the question.”
William Wise, Framingham, MA
“’There must have been some magic in that old top hat you found.’ THAT’S your defense?”
TR Kerth, Huntley, IL
“Are you testifying under oath that the hat made you dance all around town?”
Leslie Moser, Sumter, SC
“You don’t have a snowball’s chance of beating these charges!”
Alan Pawloski, Tarentum, PA
“You can’t handle the heat!”
Rick Crowe, Greensburg PA
“You really won’t like it when I turn up the heat, Frosty!”
Kevin Foley, Norton, MA
“They say you have a happy and jolly soul, but the truth is your heart is cold.”
Max Braun (age 11), Austin, TX
“He not only matches the description, his corncob pipe was found at the scene!”
Ayla Kelly, (age 6) Swampscott, MA
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