My Crazy Dream

The other night I went to bed and I was so knackered I got straight to sleep,Well I woke up I the middle of the night with bits of fluff in my mouth and I was picking it out with my fingers but as I was picking I found what seemed like a pease of string my as I was palling what seemed like a pease string I realised it was a fishing tackle that I had swallowed and I had no idea how long it was because I kept pulling at it and more and more kept coming, like yards and yards of it and I could feel it pulling against my insides, by now I was getting worried because it started to snag on my insides to the point that I couldn’t pull anymore it was stuck this fishing line was hanging out of my mouth and I had no idea of how much I had swallowed in my sleep.I was laying in bed thinking to myself what can I do , how much of this have I swallowed what can I do to make this go away, do I go to hospital, can they do anything at all ?Then I laid back to think about it but not coming to any sort of conclusion, the I got my lighter out and went to my mouth to light up my cigarette (but hang on I vape I don’t smoke anymore more and I woke up) I woke up in a sweat and panic I put my hands and fingers to my mouth and then realised it was only a dream that goodness.

By Stephen M Ricketts