A travel blog for those of us who get lost, stay lost, and make poor decisions throughout.
If you ever see me when I get out of bed, brush my teeth, and make coffee, you might mistake me for a genius. The way I put both feet on the floor, squeeze the toothpaste tube all by myself, and manage to get the coffee into the cup are all hallmarks of someone very, […]
I just spent over 10 hours trapped inside a United plane at the Newark airport. The list of reasons for the delay was, well, magnificent: 1) Food was not stocked on board 2) Needed de-icing 3) Needed de-icing again 4) Lost fuel from waiting for takeoff 5) Lost our captain 6) No new captain (stuck […]