Genuinely bad Rom-coms

We love to rave about Rom-coms, the ultimate cozy watch but you know what is better than a funny cute romantic movie on a Saturday night? A bad unfunny problematic movie which you can make fun of with your friends (assuming u losers got friends).

The Palestinian genocide (yes, it’s about that) is one of the worst events in human history. So it would only be appropriate to make a movie about an Israeli counter-terrorism agent going to the U.S. to become a hair stylist and fall in love with a Palestinian girl.

This movie is so fucking irritating. I mean, for once, forget about the counter-terrorism agent; Adam Sandler in this movie just sexually assaults people and gets assaulted in return, like that is the entire movie. In the end Palestinians and Israelis living in that block come together to fight, idk, something. This movie is a fucking fever dream.

Actually it’s my fault for watching this fuckass movie; if you haven’t seen it, imagine a movie, but it’s just a long-acting “POV” TikTok. This is the most mediocre movie ever; the dialogues are so cringy, character dynamics do not look organic at all, and of course, the lovely incest.

plot: This girl moves into mansion because her mom married a rich guy and she falls for her step brother. That is it and this shit is 3 MOVIE FRANCHISE.

Loser, asshole, pathetic nerdy Jessie Enesburgh and Krissten Stewart’s final avatar before she became a butch lesbian. This movie is so lukewarm; it is so eh. I don’t have an opinion regarding it whatsoever; it’s just eh.

So they both work at a theme park, and then they fall in love and shit. Oh, also Ryan Reynolds grooms Kristen in this movie, so yeah.

They somehow managed to make Matthew look weird, like that is skill. This movie also has Jennifer Lopez, so whatever you want to interpret from it.

The whole movie is Matthew being like “Let me just cheat on my fiancée” and Jennifer being like “You’re a prick! B-but...” Don’t torture yourself; watch something better. The plot is that Jennifer is planning Matthew’s wedding with someone else, and she falls for him (yeah, I know).

Finally the star of the movie, you know what is the worst part of this movie? I watched it when i was 10 and i have been disturbed since.

So this gurl is like really “fucking fat” (yes they day it multiple times) and that is the only thing we get to hear about her like being chubby is some kind of terminal disease. So she gets plastic surgery and becomes thin and gets a boob job too for some reason and its a big plot point (see what i did there). Now that she is “pretty” she can be a singer.

South Korean beauty standards in the early 2000s is nightmare fuel. Even while critiquing the toxic beauty standards they will make sure you know fat is ugly and the female lead is better off thinner. Alright gang.

Alright that is it, i have a lot more so i’ll probably make a part 2. If you genuinely like any of these movies don’t fucking talk to me, you need help. If you made it this far, thank you so much for reading!! Below are the letterboxd rating for the same:

1. You Don’t Mess with the Zohan (2008): 2.5/5

2. My fault (2023): 2.4/5

3. Adventureland (2009): 3.3/5

4. Wedding planner (2001): 2.7/5

5. 200 pound beauty: 2.9/5

   Well now if you’ll excuse me, I have some Video tapes to return