WALLY TABLE FOOTBALL
Told myself I'd finish this by the end of the world cup. So here you go!
Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives
SPELLING MISTAKES COST LIVES
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WORLD CUP
Everyone loves the excitement and sportsmanship of the 1936 Berlin Olympic Games! Reading this morning about the #Praireland sentencing of peaceful anti-ICE protesters to between 30-100 years in prison for being part of a "North Texas Antifa cell" only makes the historical similarities all the more stark. There's only one word to describe a country and administration that is anti-anti-fascist.…
SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT SHOVEL
Good riddance to the red Boris Johnson. A man incapable of telling the truth, who lied his way to the top all so he could arm, enable, and provide diplomatic and legal cover for a genocide. Beholden to corporate interests and the bigoted whims of the billionaire-owned press, he targeted the sick, disabled and marginalised, courted the far-right and demonised refugees, and gave the top ambassador…
FOOTBALL WAR
I did a version of these new British Army recruitment ads back in 2010. The UK is the only country in Europe and Nato that still recruits 16 year old children into its armed forces. Kids can even start the application process at just 15 year and 7 months. Ad campaigns like this should be seen in that context. Former head of Army recruitment strategy Colonel David Allfrey said, “[It] takes a…
FILTON 25
Home Office ads on the Overground announcing some of the dystopian new rules that have been brought to bear against the #Filton25, now the Filton Four, who are being sentenced as terrorists on Friday, after being convicted by a jury on the charge of criminal damage. The jury were not allowed to know that this additional, and unjustified terror charge would be added post-trial, and the press were…
NIGER DELTA HELL T-SHIRT CROWDFUNDER
The next Niger Delta Climate Change Conference is coming up at the end of June and Ogoni activists have asked if I could do a small crowdfunder to pay for Hell t-shirts, billboards and protest materials to be handed out to participants in the conference. We're hoping to 500 shirts locally, so would need to raise between £1500 and £2k. I'll be chipping in £300 to get things started. You can donate…
CHATGPT SUICIDE MACHINE
New anti-chatbot ad that has started appearing on the London transport network. LLM chatbots like ChatGPT have been responsible for dozens of confirmed suicides, murders and serious mental health crises, particularly involving children and young people. Any product that is this dangerous to young people would normally be nowhere near a classroom. And would likely be banned outright. But thanks to…
NEW SHOW AT THE MUSEUM OF HOMELESSNESS
For the last month or two I've been working on some new work for this group show at the fantastic Museum of Homelessness, opening on the 21st May. It's free and open for 10 weeks! Here's the details: "A historical exhibition exploring 400 years of criminalisation of homelessness featuring new work from 10Foot, Gemma Lees, Matt Bonner, Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives, and Surfing Sofas. The…
FREEBIES FOR GOVERNMENT MINISTERS
Found the one freebie that Labour ministers won't gladly accept. We're only two years into the most authoritarian government of my lifetime and we're already long overdue to kick these corrupt, self-serving genocidaires out of power, along with all their billionaire-serving colleagues in Reform, Tories and the Lib Dems. Full support to The Green Party candidates standing for election on Thursday…
ANNUAL ZINE BINDER
I've made these custom Wirex binders to collect around 10+ years worth of my annual Patreon subscriber zine. The outside cover is 3D and can viewed with the included 3D glasses you'll find in a plastic pouch on the back inside cover, which can also hold stickers and other small bits. Each binder is signed and numbered. Starting in 2023, every year I make a comprehensive zine covering all the…
PRIVATE EYE & NICK COHEN
Had to make this today after reading that (genuine) quote from Ian Hislop, editor of Private Eye. Nick Cohen has been a known creep for decades. He got his nickname "the octopus" due to how frequently he'd grope female colleagues, safe in the knowledge that his power and prestige would protect him Cohen's political views are also rancid: he pushed for the Iraq war, is pro-Israel, anti-trans and…
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED
There is little doubt that Jeffrey Epstein was, at the very least, an Israeli intelligence asset who collected 'kompromat' on powerful figures. The files show his close relationships with the Israeli political and military elite, how a senior Israeli intelligence officer stayed at Epstein’s place on multiple occasions between 2013 and 2016, how the Israeli government installed security equipment…
NEW TORY FLAVOUR
I've been meaning to update this poster for a while to include the "NEW" Tory option available to voters. Particularly in the context of the Gorton and Denton by-election, which has proven just how much Labour and much of the UK's political and media establishment would rather see the barely-disguised fascists of Reform win political power, than allow the Greens, or any other left wing alternative…
THE SLOP REVOLUTION
These are the anti-AI slop pin-badges I'll be sending out with all the chatGPT Magic 8 Ball pre-orders very soon. Patches and stickers are on the way too. If you'd like a badge by itself I've also made them available in my shop . And if you're an artist or musician and want to protect your work against tech-bros ripping you off I recommend putting your work through anti-AI software before posting…
2025 RECAP ZINE
I've almost finished putting together my 2025 recap zine which I'll be sending to my subscribers on Patreon next month along with some other bits and bobs. If you'd like a copy just sign up to support my work for for £4 a month and I'll send you this and all the previous year zines (until they run out). If you'd like a purely digital recap of my year, you can read the update I sent to my mailing…
CHATGPT MAGIC-8 BALL
After much research and development I have finally made an offline version of ChatGPT . Now you can save water and electricity while carrying one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket. Have every whim affirmed with up to 20 of the most popular ChatGPT responses. Smooth your brain into a frictionless hypermind capable of instant regurgitation via a corporate flattery…
MAKE AMAZON PAY
New poster I made as part of Brandalism's anti-Amazon Black Friday that went up over the last few days in support of the Make Amazon Pay campaign. I designed the poster at the last minute while I was in Nigeria which is why none of it is painted. Massive thanks to Brandalism for organising the campaign and the install crews for getting them out there! Check out the other artists on Brandalism's…
THIS IS THE NIGER DELTA
Went subvertising for the first time in Nigeria yesterday evening, along with Friday Nbani of Lekeh Development Foundation and with the help of some local lads we got two billboards up on disused billboard spaces in Ogoniland We actually got caught by a government official halfway through, who turned up with a squad of tough guys on motorbikes, and it got quite heated, but after a discussion in…
NIGER DELTA
I'm currently in the Niger Delta and I have almost 2000 of these bumper stickers to give away for free out here. The 30th anniversary of the execution of the Ogoni Nine is on the 10th November and I'm currently working with local activists and filming a longer documentary about the almost incomprehensible destruction, murder and torture that Shell has brought to this region. I have kept a few…
NEW SHOP STUFF
I've got a few new things in the shop, including this ACAB / SEGA cap (and hoodie !) an Eat the Rich jumper , a Don't Believe Everything Billionaires Tell You newspaper delivery bag .