the cosmonaut diaries

Ah, dear listeners, you've arrived! Right on time and suited up for our galactic travel into the cosmic realm. Today's episode is one of personal reflection and realization. Dear listeners, I have a bit of a story to tell. One that probably should stay hidden in the shadows, but one that I will share nonetheless. Many moons ago, like a lot of moons, there was a cosmonaut named Tunepilot who was a…