# The Southern Punk Project

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## [Beyond the Clip: GROUNDHOG DAY ON THE USS LINCOLN](https://southernpunk.substack.com/p/beyond-the-clip-groundhog-day-on)

_2026-08-16 · The Southern Punk Project_

An Account of What Life Has Really Been Like Aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln

[Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/211483309/c1f756067b28769e9df34406831f52a6.mp3)

## [Beyond the Clip: THE WARNING WE DIDN’T HEAR](https://southernpunk.substack.com/p/beyond-the-clip-the-warning-we-didnt)

_2026-08-16 · The Southern Punk Project_

Why a German lawmaker thanked America for helping save her country from fascism. Then begged us to protect our own democracy.

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## [For a Reason](https://southernpunk.substack.com/p/for-a-reason)

_2026-08-15 · The Southern Punk Project_

How Some People Find Us Exactly When We Need Them

## [THE PARMESAN FATHER: LEAVE THE GUN, TAKE THE PARMESAN](https://southernpunk.substack.com/p/the-parmesan-father-leave-the-gun)

_2026-08-12 · The Southern Punk Project_

Italy survived Rome, Mussolini and the Mafia. Then the cheese got hot.

## [27 Reasons My Ex-Friend’s MAGA Parents Are Dead-Ass Wrong](https://southernpunk.substack.com/p/27-reasons-my-ex-friends-maga-parents)

_2026-08-11 · The Southern Punk Project_

You Had the Adults’ Table Back Then. I Have the Receipts Now.

## [Kristi Noem Has Reached Her Final Form: BRONZE BARBIE](https://southernpunk.substack.com/p/kristi-noem-has-reached-her-final)

_2026-08-10 · The Southern Punk Project_

Watch now | You’re Watching the Southern Punk Project’s Latest Musical… BRONZE BARBIE

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## [Porch Council, It’s Time to Choose Again](https://southernpunk.substack.com/p/porch-council-its-time-to-choose)

_2026-08-10 · The Southern Punk Project_

Three Questions Have Been Sitting With Me All Week. Only One Gets Friday’s Write-Up.

## [SOMEBODY TAKE GRANDPA’S PHONE](https://southernpunk.substack.com/p/somebody-take-grandpas-phone)

_2026-08-09 · The Southern Punk Project_

Southern Punk Uncensored: I went through Donald Trump’s last 24 hours on Truth Social. What the actual f\*ck!

## [WELCOME TO THE PATRIOT GAMES 🇺🇸](https://southernpunk.substack.com/p/welcome-to-the-patriot-games)

_2026-08-09 · The Southern Punk Project_

One boy. One girl. One day closer to the Capitol.

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_2026-08-09 · **Sponsored**_

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## [Whose God Is the Pentagon Fighting For?](https://southernpunk.substack.com/p/whose-god-is-the-pentagon-fighting)

_2026-08-09 · The Southern Punk Project_

The Pentagon Posted a Bible Verse. Did It Cross the Line?