Hey, You Got Them Beanz?

Hello there, my friend! It’s Tuesday and you know what that means.

Oh, you don’t?

Well, good thing you opened this email because it means that your old pal Sock Cop is gonna be streaming on Twitch tonight.

Isn’t that neat?

I think it’s neat.

Check out what I got! It’s an ordinary can of beans

But this is no ordinary can of beans! For one thing, it’s spelled with a Z.

And two, these are British beanz! I’m going to make the famous traditional British dish called “beans on toast” after being told the recipe by some Brits. Brits as in people from Britain, not Brittany. Although their real names could be Brittany for all I know.

What a world we live in! Me, a simple sock, now posseses six cans of the exotic imported gastronimical wonder known as Heinz Beanz! I never dared to dream this big, and yet it happened.

The same cats who put me on to beans on toast are the same crew that graciously allowed me to intrude on their game show stream this past weekend called Cosmic Squares.

There it is if you missed it. The winners won Sock Cop swag such as mugs, shirts and socks! Which you can get yourself here ➡️ 🔗Sock Cop Swag

I had a blast, got to meet some new friends, and make a fool of myself, which are all things I really enjoy doing.

Do you have a story about candy? Wanna talk about what candy you love or hate? Did you work at Willy Wonka’s factory until he fired everyone and hired those dadgum Oompa Loompas? I wanna hear about it! You can call in during the show on Wednesday, leave a voicemail ahead of time (just call ‪1-585-708-3668‬ anytime), or post pictures or videos to the Theme Night channel on the Discord.

I’m really enjoying theme nights and I hope you are too. If not, then don’t tell me. I’ve been feeling fragile lately.

Alright, that’s enough outta me. Hope to see you soon on the internet!