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Colin Jost Michael Che [Starts with Weekend Update intro] Announcer: It’s Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che. [cheers and applause] [Cut to Colin Jost and Michael Che in their new set] Colin Jost: Thank you very much. Good evening everyone. Michael Che: Welcome to Weekend Update. I’m Michael Che. Colin Jost: I’m Colin Jost. [Cut … Continue reading "Weekend Update Trump Claims Police…
Colin Jost Michael Che [Starts with Michael Che in his news set. There’s a picture of Kathleen Karate.] Michael Che: Kathleen Karate was announced as New York City’s first “Rat Czar,” a title that was formerly known as Miss Staten Island. Loser. [Cut to Colin Jost. There’s a picture of an article that says “1000 year … Continue reading "Weekend Update NYC Hires FirstEver Rat Czar Rescuers Save…
Michael Che Molly Kearney [Starts with Michael Che in his set] Michael Che: Since the start of this year, over 400 Anti LGBTQ bills have been introduced across the country, many of which directly target trans youth. Here to talk about it as someone with their own introduction. [rock music playing] Male voice: Introducing SNL’s first non binary … Continue reading "Weekend Update Molly Kearney on…
Colin Jost Genesis Fry… Sarah Sherman [Starts with Colin Jost in his set] Colin Jost: With mental health struggles on the rise, some Americans are seeking alternative forms of wellness. Here to help is meditation guru, Genesis Fry. Genesis Fry: Hello, Colin. Join me, won’t you? On a guided meditation to the center of your mind. Colin Jost: Oh, like … Continue reading "Weekend Update Guru Genesis…
Colin Jost Funky Kong… Kenan Thompson. [Starts with Colin Jost in his set] Colin Jost: The new Mario Brothers movie is a huge hit and many fans were hoping for an appearance from one of the coolest characters in the Mario universe, Funky Kong. So here to talk about it is Funky Kong. [Funky Kong slides in] … Continue reading "Weekend Update Funky Kong on The Super Mario Bros Movie"
Greg… Bowen Yang Nina… Ana de Armas Greg: I can’t believe you talked me into coming into a nail salon. Nina: Greg, stop. Men get their nails done all the time. Greg: Well, I’m not like other men, Nina. Heidi: We’re ready for you two. I love when we get couples in here. Screw those gender roles. Now what color are we … Continue reading "Nail Salon"
Ted Connelly… Kenan Thompson Beth… Heidi Gardner Rob… Devon Walker Carmen… Ana de Armas Matt… Mikey Day Male voice: Two teams, $1 million, here in “The Dome.” Ted: Good evening. Good evening. I’m Ted Connelly and this is “The Dome.” Now let’s meet the teams vying for a chance at the $1 million prize. Team one, introduce … Continue reading "Matt Schatt Game Show"
Lisa… Ego Nwodim Shana… Punkie Johnson Kelly… Ana de Armas Bowen: Oh my gosh, this wedding has been unreal. Neadine is such a beautiful bride. Molly: Chandler is one lucky guy. Kelly: He sure is. Hey, Shana, by the way, I know it’s probably tough coming to a wedding today’s after a breakup, but I think it’s so sweet … Continue reading "Lisa from Temecula Wedding"
Dana Banes… Heidi Gardner Jace L. Rio… Bowen Yang Male voice: Live from Central Park, it’s the First Warm day Of the Year Arrivals Show. Dana: Well folks, it’s mid April here in New York City. And the temperature hit 90 degrees this week, a full two months ahead of schedule. And while that may be terrifying … Continue reading "First Warm Day of the Year Red Carpet Cold Open"
Yolanda Batista… Ana de Armas Donna Colonoscopini… Chloe Fineman Yolanda Batista: Is your dog hot and it knows it? Donna Colonoscopini: Has it cruised by on looks its entire life? Yolanda Batista: Do you caught your dog looking at itself in the mirror? Donna Colonoscopini: But it sucks in its cheeks like this? Then your jobs might be the perfect candidate … Continue reading "Dog Acting School…