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pen name ideas based on place names where i grew up

Sam Verona Sam Fulton Sam Nettleton Sam Baldwyn Sam Iuka Sam Booneville Sam Shannon Sam Pontotoc Sam Puskus Sam Etta Sam Tombigbee Sam Greenwood Sam Mantachie Sam Saltillo Sam Thaxton Sam Belmont Sam Corinth Sam Ripley Sam Brewer Sam Okolona Sam Yocona Sam Tula Sam Sardis Sam Leland Sam Cleveland Sam Panola Sam Kosciusko

Some of my published writing

This is a running list of where you can find my writing if you are interested. Hopefully this list grows over the next decade. I feel like publishing at least one short story a year is a good goal (though I write a lot more than that): Camera - published in Blank, the fiction publication by the wonderful and online Dirt. Thank you Daisy. Forever Magazine VII: Made in the USA - My first piece in…

No war

fuck war no war i hate it war war WAR fuck war please stop the war so tired of it fuck war fuck war all the killing no more war fuck it i hate war war war wa fuck war tired tired tired please stop fuck war no war stop the war killing killing killing fuck war i’m so tired no more please fuck war hate it war WAR war fuck war fuck war stop war no war fuck war all the killing please stop tired of it…

Plant thoughts

Garden observations

The Big Dance

they are going to the big dance but they left their shoes the dancing ones with the gold returned home and lost on the way found a new pair of shoes at the dancing store unlost and walked all the way back home to get the dog and they went to the big dance again forgot the hair and went back locked out of their apartment and the dog hungry and thirsty they break in but forgot the water was broken…

botspamming

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Sylvia

my cat Sylvia’s mass cell tumor diagnosis (bad) and I wanted to share pictures of my cat on my blog that I don’t even know if anybody reads and also I want to metaphysically influence the outcome of Sylvia’s cancer screening (trying anything I can, throwing mud at this point), which is happening the very moment I post this: When Sylvia wants water, she stands by the sink and her bobtail vibrates…

I sell sweet potatoes on the internet

I was homesick alone for Thanksgiving and always trying to think up ways to make money. I decided to copy the Vidalia Onions guy by selling Mississippi Sweet Potatoes directly to consumers online. I read his blog post “I sell onions on the internet” several years ago and have always wondered if I could do that with Mississippi Sweet Potatoes. So I spent my lonesome holiday creating a website and…

cows and stuff

cows It feels like an awful betrayal when a dairy farmer takes away the dairy cow’s calf. The farmer either sells the calf or grows it to be eaten. You’re taking care of that dairy cow and she gives you her child because she trusts you so much. I’m complicit in this act: the farmer kidnaps the calf and slaughters it, then the farmer sits down at the dinner table to eat a steak he cooked on a grill…

two gnats

two gnats landed on my knee facing different ways backed up into each other i couldn’t see the details but their clear bodies looked different there was a darker one who seemed phallic still how they were together i expected it to end soon but they stayed there butted together backed up into each other resting on my knee not moving lightly vibrating together dude should’ve cummed in that amount of…