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“Get me a bin Laden.

It started with a fire-react on Insta.

The Long Let, £12.99, Conduit Books, released 12 November

Only years later, after some dubious therapy, did he allow himself to remember how it’d happened.

They were up in the gardens, ready to monetise the sunset.

“Not gonna lie Alfred Nobel actually had a really good immortality hack.

Philip did, he’d admit, feel an all-suffusing wonder while holding hands with a 59-inch-tall bipedal wolf.

Reprinted by permission of The Paris Review. Issue No. 96, Spring 1985.

F. Scott Fitzgerald was paid $3,000 per short story (c. $50,000 in 2025).

Admittedly for a man in his forties his approach to black tie is fastidious and archaic.