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Cannon Summer should just end. These Cannon movies keep getting flagged by a country killing people. Not the US by the way, so the movie isn't included because of this country... Bullshit if you ask me. Why they get to say we get a global block is fucked up. The Naked Cage | 1986 A rural ingénue lands in a women's prison, where she must deal with a lot of sickos and a warden who's into fish and…
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On this End Of Summer edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys delve into the doctrine of Andrew Tate. They skirt past the world of James Gunn. They reminisce about ancient episodes of Law & Order: SVU. And Justin pulls out his Becker. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast
Cannon Summer is on, grab your icepop and M16! This podcast does not have the movie, we have another one with the movie Missing in Action | 1984 Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) survives a brutal stint in a Vietnamese POW camp, but he believes that even after the war ends enemy forces are still secretly holding American men captive. Eventually, he is tapped by the president to go overseas and…
Cannon Summer is on, grab your icepop and M16! This podcast does not have the movie, we have another one with the movie Missing in Action | 1984 Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) survives a brutal stint in a Vietnamese POW camp, but he believes that even after the war ends enemy forces are still secretly holding American men captive. Eventually, he is tapped by the president to go overseas and…
Happy 30th Anniversary to the #Fantasia Film Festival! We're back to break down our ultimate watchlists for this year, and the lineup is absolutely unhinged. From a reanimated grandma ruining an Italian Christmas dinner to an evil dinosaur trapping kids, we're covering the high-octane horror and some deeply questionable cinematic choices. Check out the full list of features and shorties we talked…
On a sweltering Summer edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys discuss Zendaya as Jason Bourne. They talk about the California-accented version of the Odyssey. And delve into the pockets of some of Hollywood's greatest directors. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
We interrupt this Cannon Summer program to bring you boobs, boobs, and sorcery. Sorceress | 1995 An aspiring law partner's (Larry Poindexter) wife (Julie Strain) tries to eliminate her husband's rival, but his spouse is an expert at witchcraft. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111244/ Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links Site: www.Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts:…
Why pay $20 for a movie ticket when Hollywood just uploaded the entire plot, the twist villain, AND the third-act explosion to YouTube for free? 🎬🍿 Welcome back to Rant Corner on Simplistic Reviews! Today, my blood pressure is spiking over the absolute brain-rot of modern movie marketing. Apparently, studio executives think our TikTok-fried attention spans can't handle a little mystery anymore,…
#theboys #finale #Funny #comedy Rant Corner: The Series Finale Whining Epidemic Are you still crying about The Boys finale? Did you ask ChatGPT to rewrite the ending so you could finally get some sleep? Then this episode is dedicated to YOU. Welcome back to another episode of Rant Corner on the Simplistic Reviews network. Today, I am absolutely losing my mind over the internet's total inability to…
Radical Jack might be connected to the events of 9/11...might be. A friend of a friend heard there was a tragic event that happen the year before. Billy Ray, never forget. Radical Jack | 2000 Since his wife died on a failed mission, CIA agent and former Navy SEAL Jack Reynolds (Billy Ray Cyrus) has lost interest in just about everything. He's lured back to work, however, when given the chance to…
