science fiction and fantasy
It’s not done. Probably it will still get done, but progress has not been good. I appreciate everyone’s patience, but at this point this is a professional failure on my part. It’s taken longer to write (to fail to write!) book 4 than to write all three prior novels in the series. That’s not okay. […]
It’s not Baru 4, and it’s not Exordia 2 (if such a beast ever comes to pass), and in fact it’s work for hire for an IP. It also wasn’t supposed to be a novel — the contract was for a novella, I just went badly over the word count. But this is still a […]
Someone write this for me. You know it would be good!!!
I wrote this in an email and now I am leveraging it as Content. Sorry to the email recipient, I did not mean to make this a blog post, it was meant for you but now everyone gets it — I hope the sharing greatens it. Anyway: One of my favorite novels, ever, is The Cipher […]
PRO: A good thing might happenCON: I will be perceived and discussed, leading to some sort of disaster RESULTS: Mild anhedonia, a deep sense of foreboding, eating lots of bagels
In the mirror I resemble a hairy dumpling with legs. I have a cut on my left foot so I hop like a stork. Asthma lately, I wheeze. There are no cockroaches in my new apartment, but once when I stood up too fast black spots crawled over my eyes and I bellowed “GNATS” and […]
I have just started a full time job at Unknown Worlds Entertainment as senior narrative designer on the Subnautica universe. Time for fish
For a thing recently I had to come up with the worst crossovers I could imagine so here they are. A bad final season can’t erase the legacy of this HBO darling, which dives deep into the lives of guardsmen, sparrows, and street children caught up in the distribution of the city’s favorite vice: milk […]
That's the last anyone ever saw of Earl. pic.twitter.com/64RjbONSEi — Jamie Gnuman197… (@Jamie24272184) November 29, 2021
I really like the cat who is vibing meme