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arach-tinilith : i think its a lil sad how often people will like restrain themselves from exploring new identities and hobbies because they don’t want it to be an “embarrassing phase” because honestly i think its way cooler to have a diverse and varied lifestyle that you can look back on and say “omg i used to love doing that!” and apply those skills and interests to…
kowabungadoodles : doubleca5t : Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I’ve ever heard. I’ve heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described…
bioluminescent-fungus : affirmations when opening a stuck jar: I am stronger than the jar I know what left and right are smashing the jar will make a mess I have strong and dextrous hands I have opened jars before and I will open jars again
peekychu : They should invent a cry for help that has zero negative effects on anybody and also that makes everyone treat you like a little animal in a cardboard box. But everyone’s cool with it because you’re a cute little animal and not an adult human that needs to get their shit together to stay alive
just-in-cays : in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting “shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife” so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside
dragon-in-a-fez : there’s a group of high school boys in this McDonald’s and I just heard one of them say “I bet you you cannae break your own arm” so something interesting might happen shortly
picatchu : if you’re an artist of any craft always remember to sleep by putting all your weight on your hands and wrists, and don’t forget to make the position as weird and awkward as possible to maximize the damage. sweet dreams
theswisscheeserag : theswisscheeserag : theswisscheeserag : You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll…