Meat Proxy
My agent needs you to physically press the server reset button. Why me? You're the nearest available meat proxy. I'm the CEO. Yes. It says here "idle".
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Yoga
Also, why are their models named Sol, Terra and Luna now? Yeah, the CEO's yoga instructor is on the board now.
Tag
Now they use their most expensive model to add emoji reactions to all our messages. Pretty sure it's a silly default setting like that PR thing a while back. S.I.L.L.Y.? As in "Securing Income, Leveraging Lucrative Yields"?
Trade Secrets
They stole our trade secrets by hiring 400 of our people! How about paying them enough to stay? Litigation was cheaper. Yeah, suing everyone who hires our defectors is what makes our culture special.
.self
The ".self" TLD came out to support self hosting and let people take ownership of their data. I can really relate to this. When is the ".fuckthisshit" TLD coming out?
Fable
We are finally releasing Fable. With some caveats. If you play too hard, it becomes Fable: The Journey. You also get 7 days to play it, but only half of the time. After that, you pay two times what you paid for the game itself, but every week. Enjoy!
Token Usage
Alright, lines of code was not the best performance metric. We will use token usage instead. Too little means you're fired. Too much also means you're fired. Just aim for "10x developer" and you should be fine. No pressure.
Counting the florbs: BRIN indexes, rollup tables, and a 90-second query
A story about counting fifteen million of something, fast. What a BRIN index is and why it’s great, why it failed at volume, and how a daily rollup table fixed it, proven with query plans.
You are not your code
You are not your code. This code looks like it's been written by an imbecile. That remark is about your code, not about you.
DST
DST makes my head spin and I often wonder about the reasons we're still using it. It must be hard to tell people that all of their suffering was for nothing.