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CUPERTINO, CA—Farewell Project Titan, we hardly knew ye. After more than ten years of development and ten billion dollars invested, Apple has finally pulled the plug on its electric car project. But leave it to Apple to turn lemons into lemon drop martinis. In a press release today, Apple has announced that the Project Titan […]
CUPERTINO — Apple’s Halloween Eve Mac event was actually scarier than we thought. Nothing we saw or heard was real. Every pixel, every presenter, every background was created by AI—perfectly replicating the monotonous drone of previous Apple events. How? Why? In an exclusive interview, Scoopertino sat down with Apple’s semi-retired events guru, Phil Schiller, who […]
LONDON — More than two long years after design guru Jony Ive left Apple to open his own design firm—LoveFrom—he’s unveiled his first new work. The jewel appears not only on the company’s home page, but high atop the roof of LoveFrom’s new London office. And it’s pure Ive genius. The world’s foremost minimalist, partnering […]
SUNNYVALE — Phew. After years of complaints from Apple customers about perplexing product names, sanity finally returns. Say goodbye to absurdities like iPhone XS Max and hello to clever, more creative names like iPhone 11S Plus Max Mini SE. Armed with the rumors beginning to appear about the new AirPods Pro Lite earphones in the […]
Cupertino — First came frustration. Then mind-numbing boredom. And finally, excruciating torture. According to the legendary recently-resigned Chief of Design, 27 years inside Apple was a “living hell.” Ive spills his guts about the dark inner workings of his former company in a soon-to-be-published Forbes interview obtained by Scoopertino. “Every company has ups and downs,” […]
To celebrate the newest Steve Jobs movie, we now pull this story from our dusty vaults. Scoopertino Movie Review Steve Jobs was impatient, demanding and abrasive — but it was nothing a good nap couldn’t fix. That’s the takeaway from Tiny Tyrant, a major motion picture debuting Friday, which focuses on Steve Jobs’ early years. […]
Cupertino — Worried that your cool arm tattoo will spoil the fun of your Apple Watch? Don’t. Responding to reports that tattoos interfere with Apple Watch functions, Apple has acted quickly to allay the fears of its well-inked customers. In a press release today, Tim Cook says, “Now you can have the best of both […]
Cupertino — Eager to enjoy an Apple-quality prank on April Fools’ Day? Just pull out your wallet. Visit the online Apple Store today and you can order your own iPrank — which, for a mere $9.99, will make you the butt of an Apple-engineered joke. The beauty of iPrank is that you’ll never know when […]
Cupertino — Take heart, Jennifer Lawrence. It wasn’t Apple’s lax security that spilled your nude photos onto the internet. It was those pesky North Koreans. Apple CEO Tim Cook broke the startling news this morning during a closed-door meeting with a group of analysts at Apple headquarters. On conditions of anonymity, our source quoted Cook as saying that Kim Jong-un […]
Cupertino, CA — With its new family of bendable iPhones selling in record numbers, Apple will now bring that same rubbery goodness to its other revolutionary products. Beginning next month, special “Flex” models of iPad and Mac will take their place alongside the currently offered iPhone 6 Flex and iPhone 6 Flex Plus. In Getting The Bends, a new video now viewable on Apple’s […]
