Einstein Married His Cousin

Hi, before we dive deep into memes, jokes and fun, let me confess to something. My previous articles were written with the help of AI. But… It so not me. I am not serious, I am not formal, I am childish, sarcastic, full of mistakes. And I decided to stop using AI for writing (just for a mere data source, and perhaps some inspiration) and keep it as authentic as possible. So please, if you have some time, read this article and if you have any thoughts on how I did, please leave a comment, I am very curious. :)

So, lets start with the memes:

Imagine being so gangsta that even all the other theoretical hitmen of physics have nothing on you, despite trying to find any dirt on you, only ending up with nothing but shame. Speaking of shame, I have no shame in asking for a support, so if you did not get your coffee today, feel free to invest that saved money in upgrading to monthly pro ultra mega subscriber. Or… yearly sub is basically cheaper than one good Friday night, so yeah, skip one night, and make one whole year of happiness for one dude trying to popularize science. I’ll help you, here:

Technically speaking, everything is relative and furthermore, everything is history. Imagine that in order to observe something, the light has to travel, sound has to travel, even your neurons in your brain have to travel, in both space and time. Therefore if you see someone, that means, that light that travelled from the Sun to bounce of that person into your retina took time, it took some time in your brain to process that image, so what you see is already a history. What you hear is a history. What you feel is a history. Super tiny for most parts, like below nano seconds, but history. We never live in the present. Sort of depressing for a meme article, but, well, what can you do. Oh I know, you can upgrade, here:

If you do not want to upgrade (silently crying in the corner), could you perhaps give a heart to this article? It really helps the algorithm. Thank, you are awesome.

Now in a way this is still true, any source of energy comes from the food or liquid you digest, so yeah, that too is energy, but at this point it does not account for how fast you molest the food, just how much. How much you ask? I am glad you ask, normally $6/month and $50/year is my subscription for you to proudly say “I do support science”. BUT, I do have a special offer, a 33% Discount, so only $4/month - Netflix costs you much more, and $33/year, Jesus likes this subscription cost. If you feel generous today, I am not going to stand in your way, in fact, I will show you the way, here:

Fun fact, Einstein was not actually fast, maybe physically yes (which I hardly think so, in sandals it is hard to run), but mentally, he was slow. Not like you know, challenged, but he was a true deep thinker, taking time to process all the thoughts, only then starting to react. Once he was asked what he would do if he had 60 minutes to resolve a problem and he said something like: “If I had an hour to solve a problem, I’d spend 55 minutes thinking about the problem and five minutes thinking about solutions.”. If I had a 60 minutes window to resolve a problem, I would spend 60 minutes to get out of that problem. :D Anyways, do you so far enjoy my mumbling and the memes?

If you voted “What rambling? This is awesome”, or if you voted something else, please consider upgrading, because, …, why not? I actually did not tell this to anyone yes, but I decided I will write all articles free, no paywall… I believe this all should be free and upgrading should be optional, not forced. But I do see kindness in your eyes, so I will help you with that, here:

To be absolutely correct, during Einstein’s presence on Earth, physicists already knew that there is some super insane speed of photons, but tying Einstein with Henry Cavill in a meme a must for me to share. Anyways, to correct this, essentially what Einstein observed and defined is the speed of light in vacuum is the same for all inertial observers, regardless of the motion of the source or observer. So instead of “Einstein after discovering light moves at light speed”, it is “Einstein after realizing everyone measures light at the same speed.”. Still dope. Einstein was dope. So are you, you are so dope that I feel like I do not even deserve such dupe person to read my writing. I feel like that US President that over compliments everything when he wants to push some of his agenda. Anyways, you are dope, that I feel like you want to share that dopeness, let me help you, here:

Anyways, this brings up to a youngster Albert if he were todays kid, meme number 6.

I guess I am getting too old, but I sometimes I feel like bringing back slapping the sh*t out of kids just for them to know their place and have respect for others would not be such a bad idea. And these youngster slangs, pure encryption, code Enigma. I feel like they are speaking another language. And as I feel like I am getting old, I have no motivation in learning that language either, so I will never understand them, which is better I think. Anyways, speaking of thinking, do you know what I think? That upgrading is a great idea, here:

If you still do not want to upgrade (now I am crying out load), could you perhaps Restack the article? It really really helps the algorithm. Thanks, again, you are awesome.

In his defense, at that time it was sort of normal. But still, what a player, you see, not only the family (his and Elsa’s) relationship was unusually close: they were related on both sides of their families, Elsa was his later on second wife. He started to goof around with her while he was still married to his first wife Mileva Marić. Mileva was a physicist, too. They got married in 1903, got divorced in 1919, but, he started dating Elsa in 1912. But, lets get back to the cousin thing. Compared to today, yes, it was normal, but still it was not ordinary. Do you know what else is not ordinary? You. You are very special to me, so special, I would to upgrade you in my life. Here:

Now I have a question, was this “upgrade to make me happy” thing I did over and over annoying or funny?

And one more question.

If there is anything that is on your mind, good or bad, about this article, please leave a comment, I would like to improve. :)

We are getting to the very end of this article. As I said before, I intend to make all of the future articles free, because I do not want to force anyone to convert due to paywall… I think my writing brilliance will sell itself, just kidding (or am I?).

My next article will be a follow up to Alberts memes, it will be about some weird facts about Einstein, because lets be honest, we all, regardless of how awesome we are, have some secrets, quarks, ticks, mental defects of somehow. And Einstein was no exception. But I cannot promise when I will write the article, since I am lazy, it is summer, and I am lazy again - procrastination should be my middle name.

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But now for real. I really do appreciate you reaching this far, I hope I made you smile (not a stroke kind of smile, but real, full of joy). I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.

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See you at my new article, some day, see you later crocodile
Tomas