The irregularly updated changelog feed.
ιεʹ Scirophorion ψαʹ.αʹ ιεʹ Scirophorion ψαʹ.αʹ ιεʹ Scirophorion ψαʹ.αʹ 2026 June 29 New page! And it’s a good ’un — A World Clock shows you what time it is everywhere in the world, so you never have to google “time in EST ” to check if your American friends are awake again. New posts on The Garden : Mx Tynehorne’s link roundup, volume LXVI Pictures from the Northumberland Line It is time to nuke…
ιʹ Thargelion ψαʹ.αʹ ιʹ Thargelion ψαʹ.αʹ ιʹ Thargelion ψαʹ.αʹ 2026 May 26 New page! The Orphic Hymns Online , a (work-in-progress) online edition of Thomas Taylor’s excellent translation. New page! The Crew of the Ardhanarishvara , a page for some assorted non-fursona furry blorbos that have been bouncing around my head. Nine new sites on the linkroll . On the Compendium of Curious Words , six…
εʹ Elaphebolion ψαʹ.αʹ εʹ Elaphebolion ψαʹ.αʹ εʹ Elaphebolion ψαʹ.αʹ 2026 March 24 I’m trying to do these update posts a little more often from now on; no promises, but maybe they’ll be once a month? Anyway. New page! In the spirit of the public domain, this website’s source code is now (mostly) publicly accessible, in the style of a retrofuturistic computer terminal. Revived page! …Wait, what?…
αʹ Anthesterion ψαʹ.αʹ αʹ Anthesterion ψαʹ.αʹ αʹ Anthesterion ψαʹ.αʹ 2026 February 18 New page! The Satyrs’ Forest Horny Awards have outgrown the breeches of The Garden , and have been posted on their own separate page. Featuring mind-dazzling three-dee effects!!! New posts on The Garden : Link roundups number fifty-six , fifty-seven , fifty-eight , and fifty-nine Forty-one things i did in the…
Lords of Misrule 2025 Lords of Misrule 2025 Lords of Misrule 2025 ε.κ.ν. Mæmacterion ψαʹ.αʹ ⁓ 2025 November 20 Transcribed from the main Lords of Misrule page . Io Saturnalia, friends, and welcome to the fifth annual edition of The Satyrs’ Forest Lords of Misrule! First, i would like to apologise to my fellow θιασῶται for the delay — i was on private satyr business in Batavia, and you know what…
ιʹ Pyanepsion ψαʹ.αʹ ιʹ Pyanepsion ψαʹ.αʹ ιʹ Pyanepsion ψαʹ.αʹ 2025 October 01 The front page of the site now changes with the seasons and times, like a living, breathing forest. I’m quite proud of it. The Garden received a minor redesign to match, with moon phases now included, and the following new posts: Link roundup, volumes LII and LIII Ranking the Twelve Angry Men Ten dead people What if…
αʹ Boedromion ψαʹ.αʹ αʹ Boedromion ψαʹ.αʹ αʹ Boedromion ψαʹ.αʹ 2025 August 23 New page! What i use looks at the machinery that powers the site behind the scenes. New page! How i rate movies (and other such things) out of 10 … or 11, or ℵ₀, as the case may be. Several new articles from the world of Looking at the Big Sky : The Great Red Spot , on its prophecy, death, and rebirth. Elon Musk , on the…
ιθʹ Elaphebolion ψʹ.δʹ ιθʹ Elaphebolion ψʹ.δʹ ιθʹ Elaphebolion ψʹ.δʹ 2025 March 18 Lords of Misrule came and went, with three submissions. A whooooole bunch of new posts on The Garden . New page on Looking at the Big Sky , covering the Third World War . Six new links in the linkroll , bringing us up to 114(!) in total — plus a minor facelift. Added a beautiful plea for religious tolerance by…
Lords of Misrule 2024 Lords of Misrule 2024 Lords of Misrule 2024 ιδʹ Mæmacterion ψʹ.δʹ ⁓ 2024 November 15 Transcribed from the main Lords of Misrule page , which has a shiny new lick of paint, so do check it out if you wish. It’s that time of year again, isn’t it? When the days shrink and night begins to rule. A time for staying wrapped up inside with a cup of hot chocolate for some. But for us,…
δʹ Pyanepsion ψʹ.δʹ δʹ Pyanepsion ψʹ.δʹ δʹ Pyanepsion ψʹ.δʹ 2024 October 06 Gave the index page an autumnal makeover, since it’s October and all. New posts on The Garden : One hundred questions Diplodocus is the best dinosaur It can’t happen here Alien: Romulus is awesome List of actors to have played Doctor Who A death on the internet Stuff i watched recently, August ’24 Stuff i watched recently,…
θʹ Hecatombæon ψʹ.δʹ θʹ Hecatombæon ψʹ.δʹ θʹ Hecatombæon ψʹ.δʹ 2024 July 14 The index page has been given a fresh coat of paint and i’m quite pleased with how it’s come out. Updated the about page , since it hadn’t been modified for nearly a year, and made a little fake passport in the most audacious bit of CSS trickery i’ve ever done. This also entailed spinning out the Proust’s questionnaire…
ζʹ☾ Elaphebolion ψʹ.γʹ ζʹ☾ Elaphebolion ψʹ.γʹ ζʹ☾ Elaphebolion ψʹ.γʹ 2024 April 03 I forgor to update. Skull emoji goes here. New page! My predictions for 2024 . New page! The Cartothèque , showing maps what i’ve made and/or liked. New page! The return of Są̂qʌk, an old conlang of mine . The biggest update to the linkroll in æons, with twenty (count ’em) sites bringing us up over the 100 mark for…
Lords of Misrule 2023 Lords of Misrule 2023 Lords of Misrule 2023 δʹ Mæmacterion ψʹ.γʹ ⁓ 2023 November 17 It’s been a long year. That’s the traditional thing to say, but honestly, it’s been quite a short year for me, and autumn has crept up without me even noticing. That can only mean one thing… Io Saturnalia ! It’s time, once again, for our third annual Satyrs’ Forest Lords of Misrule , where in…
βʹ☾ Pyanepsion ψʹ.γʹ βʹ☾ Pyanepsion ψʹ.γʹ βʹ☾ Pyanepsion ψʹ.γʹ 2023 November 12 I somehow neglected to inform the Log of Changes™ of perhaps the most significant change to the site in quite some time — let’s fix that. This site is now, after a prolonged hiatus, self-hosted on my very own computer-matic 9000! So much has changed that i don’t think i could even remember enough to list it all, but…
ιδʹ Elaphebolion ψʹ.βʹ ιδʹ Elaphebolion ψʹ.βʹ ιδʹ Elaphebolion ψʹ.βʹ 2023 April 04 Whooh! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Apologies for the wait — it was one of those things where i kept putting it off until i finished this, and that, and this other thing and… you get the idea. Comments sections have been rolled out to more and more pages. Coming soon to a random obscure back page near you! New…
ε.κ.ν. Poseideon II ψʹ.βʹ ε.κ.ν. Poseideon II ψʹ.βʹ ε.κ.ν. Poseideon II ψʹ.βʹ 2023 January 21 New page! I’m going to try and put more of the endless worldbuilding stuff that exists entirely within my brain on the site, and the first to make the jump is the (currently quite rudimentary) tales of the Cult of Phanes , a time-travelling group of hippy satyrs. This all stemmed from “The Saturnine…
Lords of Misrule 2022 Lords of Misrule 2022 Lords of Misrule 2022 ηʹ☾ Mæmacterion ψʹ.βʹ ⁓ 2022 November 17 This part of the post is copied over from the main page for Lords of Misrule. The cycle of a year is a wonderful thing. Trees grow and wilt, rivers ebb and flow, and every winter, Gæa blankets Herself in a snowy coat. All across Europe, people gather together, huddling around, exchanging…
ζʹ Mæmacterion ψʹ.βʹ ζʹ Mæmacterion ψʹ.βʹ ζʹ Mæmacterion ψʹ.βʹ 2022 November 01 The front page has been redesigned with a sleeker, less boring page index. I’ve begun the process of getting rid of Goatcounter in favour of my hosting provider’s good-enough analytics — figure it’s one less privacy risk for my dear devilishly handsome readers. You may have noticed some gradual swapping out of names in…
ιʹ☾ Pyanepsion ψʹ.βʹ ιʹ☾ Pyanepsion ψʹ.βʹ ιʹ☾ Pyanepsion ψʹ.βʹ 2022 October 16 That new album from The 1975 is the greatest album ever made and you should go listen it right now. I’m not going to show you the updates until you do it. Start to finish. I’m watching you. Done? Alright! Here’s the newest stuff: Five new posts on The Garden , natch. Link roundups XII and XIII . What does AI make of the…
ιεʹ Boedromion ψʹ.βʹ ιεʹ Boedromion ψʹ.βʹ ιεʹ Boedromion ψʹ.βʹ 2022 September 11 I leave the new page update late one time and then the Queen dies. Never again. (My apologies for the slowdown in additions — there’s been a whole menagerie of things for me to deal with in meatspace.) The music page has been fully revamped, and rechristened The Panpipes — give it a whirl! New posts on The Garden : A…
εʹ☾ Hecatombæon ψʹ.βʹ εʹ☾ Hecatombæon ψʹ.βʹ εʹ☾ Hecatombæon ψʹ.βʹ 2022 July 24 New page! The Otter’s Holt , in which i expose myself as shameless furry trash. (I’m sorry you had to find out this way.) Added three new links to ye olde linke-rolle (bringing the total up to 88), alongside the beginnings of a Dutch translation. Exciting! The Garden now has a wicked cool hacked-together archives…
θʹ Scirophorion ψʹ.αʹ θʹ Scirophorion ψʹ.αʹ θʹ Scirophorion ψʹ.αʹ 2022 June 08 It’s been a while, hasn’t it? As such, i can’t promise this is a complete list of updates, but it should be of use regardless: Five new sites have been added to the linkroll , bringing the total up to 85. A whole bunch of new Wikipedia pages of note , including but not limited to fragile paintings, pickle-selling white…
ιθʹ Mounychion ψʹ.αʹ ιθʹ Mounychion ψʹ.αʹ ιθʹ Mounychion ψʹ.αʹ 2022 April 19 Ah, crumbs — i accidentally set the date a year early on the last post, so most of you probably missed the fact that i now have a new domain name at satyrs.eu . Shan’t be happening again. In other news… I rescued a post about our Christmas tradition from the ashes of the deleted blog archive and spruced (heh) it up with…
satyrs.eu satyrs.eu satyrs.eu ιʹ Mounychion ψʹ.αʹ ⁓ 2022 April 10 Do not adjust your television set! I bought a .eu domain on a whim, and i figured i might as well take it for a spin. The way i see it, either it’s only four quid down the drain and i end up going back to the old domain, or i keep it and wipe any trace that anyone by my name was ever involved in the making of this site. ;) Anyway,…
κʹ Elaphebolion ψʹ.αʹ κʹ Elaphebolion ψʹ.αʹ κʹ Elaphebolion ψʹ.αʹ 2022 March 22 New page! Your author’s humble opinions . If i get cancelled, tell my wife i love hir. “This’ll be on my videotape” has been completely overhauled, with a #fresh new design and a dozen or so new videos. Added a bunch of new features to Rumpelstiltskin , including a Dutch version . The only reason i made this was…
ιʹ☾ Gamelion ψʹ.αʹ ιʹ☾ Gamelion ψʹ.αʹ ιʹ☾ Gamelion ψʹ.αʹ 2022 January 23 New page! Rumpelstiltskin is a little Wordle clone made to flex those programming muscles in me. New posts on The Garden : Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, Volume IV Cat sighted Leaked: 10 Downing Street’s playlist The increasingly irregular monthly recap, “Fuck you, it’s February!” edition Smells tier list Added MGMT ’s Oracular…
ιδʹ Gamelion ψʹ.αʹ ιδʹ Gamelion ψʹ.αʹ ιδʹ Gamelion ψʹ.αʹ 2022 January 16 New site name! Welcome to The Satyrs’ Forest . I always found just calling it satyrs.eu to be terribly, terribly generic. A visual refresh was in order for the quotes page , and with it comes the magic of video ! Two links added to the linkroll , alongside two new tags (‘Americana’ and ‘Fledglings’). The about page now…
ϝʹ☾ Poseideon ψʹ.αʹ ϝʹ☾ Poseideon ψʹ.αʹ ϝʹ☾ Poseideon ψʹ.αʹ 2021 December 29 New page! My predictions for 2022 . Saturnalia came and went, bringing with it the following submissions: Ræl H. Bishop - Words of Advice Noa S. - A Saturnalia Piece Anonymous - Fred Fuckstone Quinn Casey - Walking and picking up trash will benefit you personally Newt S. - Dancing.png Three new posts on The Garden : The…
ϝʹ☾ Mæmacterion ψʹ.αʹ ϝʹ☾ Mæmacterion ψʹ.αʹ ϝʹ☾ Mæmacterion ψʹ.αʹ 2021 November 29 New page ! The Codex Marinus is a small (but growing) library of texts i find important or useful to have. Six new posts on The Garden , along with a redesign: Construction work underway Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, Volume II Walking the Blyth and Tyne, part three: B L Y T H. First frost (posted shortly before the…
Lords of Misrule 2021 Lords of Misrule 2021 Lords of Misrule 2021 ιγʹ Mæmacterion ψʹ.αʹ ⁓ 2021 November 17 This is a copy of the main page for the event. “Iō Saturnalia!” So went the cry that marked the start of the eponymous classical holiday. For one glorious week, Roman society was turned on its head: slaves became masters; togas were out and ostentatious displays of colour were in; gag gifts…
ιβʹ Mæmacterion ψʹ.αʹ ιβʹ Mæmacterion ψʹ.αʹ ιβʹ Mæmacterion ψʹ.αʹ 2021 November 16 Gave the heraldry page a lick of new paint, added a bunch of sidenotes, added a ton of people to the roll of arms, and generally spruced it up to 2021/700·1 standards. Similarly, the compendium of curious words has been redesigned to be more visually interesting, and three new words have been added ( Pythoness ,…
θʹ☾ Pyanepsion ψʹ.αʹ θʹ☾ Pyanepsion ψʹ.αʹ θʹ☾ Pyanepsion ψʹ.αʹ 2021 October 28 New page! My HTML template , which is precisely what it says on the can. Four new posts on The Garden : Mx van Hoorn’s link roundup, volume I Walking the Blyth and Tyne, part two: Oh, Delaval is a terrible place White walls, grey sofas, potted plants Some nice local businesses at Ponteland market Letter of…
βʹ Pyanepsion ψʹ.αʹ βʹ Pyanepsion ψʹ.αʹ βʹ Pyanepsion ψʹ.αʹ 2021 October 08 Ah, cripes, it’s been a while — sorry about that! Things got a little busy there. Anyway. Here’s everything that’s been added. The index page now has a nicer, more compact way of showing all the pages — language-neutral, too! Speaking of language-neutrality, all of the Dutch pages are now on their own subdomains — for…
δʹ☾ Metageitnion ψʹ.αʹ δʹ☾ Metageitnion ψʹ.αʹ δʹ☾ Metageitnion ψʹ.αʹ 2021 September 04 New page: Good names for a band . Five new posts on The Garden : Links for the 20 th of August The Victoria Tunnel Can you guess the Radiohead song from under a second of audio? Links of the 28 th of August August 2021 recap Five new words in the compendium : alkin, halcyon, kiboze, latrinalia, spey. Added some…
θʹ Metageitnion ψʹ.αʹ θʹ Metageitnion ψʹ.αʹ θʹ Metageitnion ψʹ.αʹ 2021 August 17 The about page has been spruced up with some images and a new section about my family history. Added five new sites to the linkroll . Three new posts on The Garden : July 2021 recap High Force Links for the 14 th of August
ιζʹ Hecatombæon ψʹ.αʹ ιζʹ Hecatombæon ψʹ.αʹ ιζʹ Hecatombæon ψʹ.αʹ 2021 July 26 The vinyl record collection has changed URL s and received a major upgrade: new theming, more data, a sortable table — go check it out! Three new posts on The Garden — not too terribly interesting, i’m afraid… Links for the 6 th of June A map of Noord-Holland Links for the 25 th of July Added four new links to the list…
ζʹ☾ Scirophorion χϟθʹ.δʹ ζʹ☾ Scirophorion χϟθʹ.δʹ ζʹ☾ Scirophorion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 July 04 The music page has been rejuvenated, bringing the æsthetic from 1981 to 2001. #Y2K The Hoorn Manual of Style is now in its second edition, taking out the cruft and adding more examples. New posts on The Garden : Notes from a walk through Newcastle Bog trotters, heart attacks, and a paranoid Auntie Links for the…
θʹ Scirophorion χϟθʹ.δʹ θʹ Scirophorion χϟθʹ.δʹ θʹ Scirophorion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 June 19 New page: Leaders of the world through history . Mostly Anglosphere countries at this point, but it’ll grow… Rejigged the about page a bit, adding ‘See also’ links to relevant pages in each subsection. Added ‘White Woman’s Instagram’ to the list of songs i’ve cried to , as well as a Dutch translation . (I know.)…
εʹ☾ Thargelion χϟθʹ.δʹ εʹ☾ Thargelion χϟθʹ.δʹ εʹ☾ Thargelion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 June 06 Two new posts on The Garden : Links for the 4 th of June Men, women, ha’men? Added a new quote to ‘Quotes and other assorted aphorisms’ . New record added to the list of vinyl records . Two new dreams . Fixed a misspelling of ‘hemisphere’ as ‘hempisphere’ on the calendrical correspondence table . Whoops!
κʹ Thargelion χϟθʹ.δʹ κʹ Thargelion χϟθʹ.δʹ κʹ Thargelion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 May 31 Added a new funny moment to Discord funny moments Futzed around a bit with the style guide Several new posts on The Garden : The Eurovision 2021 drinking game Links for the 22 nd of May Thoughts on Eurovision Lady Waterford Hall Links for the 26 th of May Fully vaccinated May 2021 recap
εʹ Thargelion χϟθʹ.δʹ εʹ Thargelion χϟθʹ.δʹ εʹ Thargelion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 May 16 New page , sort of! The Garden has been moved to a new URL , at satyrs.eu/garden . This new version is now powered by WordPress, letting me post more easily and letting you comment more easily. Huzzah! The first two posts: Welcome to the new Garden 7 AM puzzles ( Comments are still open to anyone who’s solved them… )…
γʹ☾ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ γʹ☾ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ γʹ☾ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 May 09 A “dark mode” of ſorts has been added to the ſhrine pages . If one clicks on the ſun in the top right corner, the lights will go dark, with only portraits of the relevant God in light. The picture frames on my real life ſhrine have a tendency to break, ſo until i can get my hands on ſome ſtatuettes, this will have to…
ιϝʹ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ ιϝʹ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ ιϝʹ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 April 27 We’ve moved! This webste is now hosted by the fine people at Krystal , a UK -based web host powered by 100% renewables. Neocities has been fun, and i’ll try to keep in touch — but if you have any stray Neocities links laying around, now’s the time to change them over. The heraldry page now has a fancied-up list of…
ιʹ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ ιʹ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ ιʹ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 April 21 I’m trying a new thing: The NEO charts , a fortnightly(ish) music chart based on your Last.fm streams. Want to learn more? Click the link! New page! My vinyl record collection ( Mijn lp-verzameling ). Four new posts on The Garden : Serendipitous words Is Britain running out of Conservatives? (clickbait) Some maps…
αʹ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ αʹ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ αʹ Mounychion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 April 12 Deprecated the Holocene calendar (the thing where i would write 2021 instead of 2021). We’re free! Added the following new pages to the list of interesting Wikipedia articles : Ball lightning, Burnt house horizon, Cagot, Chabad messianism, Rodney Marks Two new posts on The Garden : Links for the 7 th of April Opa A…
θʹ☾ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ θʹ☾ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ θʹ☾ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 April 03 The index page has been done up a bit: it’s now fully bilingual, and the colophon is no longer a boring wall of text. Two new posts on The Garden : Site statistics for March 2021 Joyous April — this tied into an April Fool’s joke where all my site’s text was set in Comic Sans with rainbow colours for the day…
ιϝʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ ιϝʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ ιϝʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 March 28 New page! Things to do before i die (and its Dutch translation ). The style guide has been updated with a new section about the proper usage of apostrophes, ʻokinas, quote marks, &c . Turns out my domain name providers (💜 Gandi) have a free 10-day trial of their web hosting services, including WordPress — i…
ιδʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ ιδʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ ιδʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 March 26 New post on The Garden : Vaccinated . ( Dutch version ) Added eight new words to the Compendium : cephalophore , endling , graupel , kalends , malefit , skolion , sfumato , and thing . All of these were taken from a .txt-file list compiled by one Kartik Chandra at Stanford University, so credit where credit’s…
ιβʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ ιβʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ ιβʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 March 24 New post on The Garden : Links for the 24 th of March Added the following item to my list of wants : Move to a “real” host. I love Neocities with all my heart and know that if i moved away it’d probably decimate (in the Roman sense) the number of people who come to visit this site, but it is slowly killing me…
ζʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ ζʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ ζʹ Elaphebolion χϟθʹ.δʹ 2021 March 19 New page! Quotes and other assorted aphorisms . I’m experimenting with showing Dutch-language content on The Garden (or should that be De Tuin ), in my ongoing effort to make this site completely bilingual. On that note, there are a number of new entries over there: Even uitwaaien by Holywell Dene Three new…