Our Tails of Adventure
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Figuring out what to do about that dolphin puppet can wait. We’ve still got a mission to complete, yes? After freeing the trapped celestials who were powering the huge contraption, we finally located Hera’s room. Before we could decide how best to deal with her, though… Hera’s mother enacted her revenge. She absorbed her daughter’s […]
There is a lot that I could say about what happened in my last blog. Our mission was entirely derailed… however, I will only say one thing on the matter: Don’t trust magical talking dolphin puppets. The abomination introduces itself as Valak. Jayce mishears the name as an area of anatomy. Valak claims that they […]
I’m not sure how my parents knew what we were up to, but I was relieved to discover that they sent backup to help us in House Telvanni’s tower. Only problem? They got captured. After tricking a weird cat creature with a sleepy sweetroll, we managed to steal the bell that pulled down the magical […]
Adventure Checklist: Party Members? Check. Sense of Whimsy? Check. Magic of Friendship? Check. Gem Containing the Soul of a Shriveled Drow Thirsting for Vengeance? … Check! That last one was a surprise. Hera Telvanni had her own mother bound and locked away, siphoning her magic until there was nothing left but a slab of stretched […]
I wouldn’t call myself an expert on the inner workings of Drow society. My only real experience has been with House Telvanni. They are, purrhaps, not exactly the best example to follow. Karen is different from the rest of them in more ways than one. Supposedly, she can power the colossus they plan on using […]
Note to self: Have Jayce teach me how to get better at bluffing. I thought for sure that my lie about being throne inspectors would fool them! The mind flayer noble didn’t fall for it, though. We were forced to fight him, along with several of his minions. It would have led to a second […]
Sneaking through a fancy mansion filled with mind flayers wouldn’t usually be my ideal way to spend an afternoon. We need to stop House Telvanni though, and Karen believes that stealing a throne to power a giant tunneling mole the best way to achieve this. … It’s not like I have any better ideas. We […]
I had a weird dream during our last long rest. For some reason, I was turned into small a colorful ball with Teura, Clover, and Karen. We were forced to complete even more colorful courses for the amusement of King Doughnut. Dhonn and Jayce were nowhere to be seen, but writing occasionally appeared around us […]
“Out of the frying pan and into the fire.” I can’t remember where I first heard that phrase, but it seems pretty fitting for our current situation. Hawkwind’s hideout held a trove of loot. Oooh yay shiny, right? Only if you don’t accidentally find yourself in the clutches of the Spirit of Avarice! The first […]
I’ve never met Hawkwind. My parents defeated him long before they adopted me, after all. Mother Sariel had a distant expression when telling me the story, like she was still haunted by the events. The idea that someone like that was trying to return… it became clear when we found his old hideout (or one […]
