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Rude Alchemy

A demented but lovable Narrator is your guide on a deliciously impolite audial frolic through multiple mad storyworlds of twisted history.

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Rude Alchemy

A demented but lovable Narrator is your guide on a deliciously impolite audial frolic through multiple mad storyworlds of twisted history.

75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone!

Listen now (36 mins) | The Yuletide is upon Bainbridge Academy, and that can mean only one thing for Master Carvy and Master Baz: A Murther Investigation!

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74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween)

Listen now (42 mins) | Edgar Allen Poe had a lot of bad things happen to him – disease, addiction, election days… This is worse. The post 74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween) appeared first on Rude Alchemy.

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74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage

Listen now (56 mins) | Resident Sound Designer Mr. Michael Hahn joins us for Beastiary talk/tales. Ryan almost kills Andrew with his game. The post 74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage appeared first on Rude Alchemy.

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73 The Beastiary, Episode 3

Listen now (28 mins) | The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turned. The post 73 The Beastiary, Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.

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72 The Beastiary, Episode 2

Listen now (24 mins) | Inspired by the Tawny Owl’s words, our tamed trio sets out to plan their escape to the land of infinite mates! The post 72 The Beastiary, Episode 2 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.

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71 The Beastiary, Episode 1

Listen now (27 mins) | A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled out for ‘special attention.’ The post 71 The Beastiary, Episode 1 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.

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70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap)

Listen now (44 mins) | We beat the round robin out of the Carver Academy bush, Tom cracks our skulls with ‘Who Said That?’, and Andy pitches a feature! The post 70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap) appeared first on Rude Alchemy.

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69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4

Listen now (33 mins) | The long-awaited Cotillion is almost here! The perfect time for reconciliation…or revenge?! Find out in the finale! The post 69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.

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68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3

Listen now (29 mins) | A tryst, a tale, and a beTrayal. Also shit-death. (It’s not what you think…ok maybe it is I don’t know what you associate with the phrase ‘shit-death.’) The post 68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3 appeared first on Rude Alchemy.

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