Roleplay Retcon remakes the movies that let you down using tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGS), soundtracks by indie bands, and lots of goofy writers' room jokes. Professional writer Benjamin Gray, Theatre sensei Jensie, and RPG expert/comedian/cinephile Alex invite a new guest, feature a new band, and play a new roleplaying or storytelling game for each bad movie.
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We gave you all the clues. Content warnings: Murder, gun violence, sounds of gunfire, smoking, police Starring Julia Labusch as Esther Falk! Follow their play, Lightkeeper, and help it reach its funding goal! Also starring Joe Siemsen as Kurt Andersen! You can book a game with him at Wyldwolf Games! Also starring Alex Blasius as Chris Son't! Directed and…
The sleuths decide to go into the belly of the beast-- the Northerners' biker clubhouse. But first they receive a gift from a surprising ally. Content warnings: Murder, guns, smoking, police, substance abuse, alcohol Starring Julia Labusch as Esther Falk! Follow their play, Lightkeeper, and help it reach its funding goal! Also starring Joe Siemsen as Kurt Andersen!…
With leads running thin, the sleuths decide to visit Esther's old private eye partner. They did not part on good terms. Content warnings: Murder, guns, smoking, police, substance abuse, alcohol Starring Julia Labusch as Esther Falk! Follow their play, Lightkeeper, and help it reach its funding goal! Also starring Joe Siemsen as Kurt Andersen! You can book a game with him at…
The detectives discover the secrets of the Skarbe Arnes and its leader, the snowman-loving Trond Blix. Content warnings: Murder, guns, smoking, police Starring Julia Labusch as Esther Falk! Follow their play, Lightkeeper, and help it reach its funding goal! Also starring Joe Siemsen as Kurt Andersen! You can book a game with him at Wyldwolf Games! Also starring Alex Blasius as…
The detectives deal with Officer Hole once more and figure out the origins of the mysterious pin Kurt found in the snowman. Also, shopping montage! Content warnings: Murder, guns, alcoholism, smoking, sexual humor, police, implication of homophobia Starring Julia Labusch as Esther Falk! Follow their play, Lightkeeper! Also starring Joe Siemsen as Kurt Andersen! Also starring Alex…
The detectives and Inspector Harry Hole pull guns on each other. Chris finds some tasty deets. Esther loses a lead. Kurt shoots for the moon. Content warnings: Murder, guns, sexual humor, police, religion Starring Julia Labusch as Esther Falk! Also starring Joe Siemsen as Kurt Andersen! Also starring Alex Blasius as Chris Son't! Directed and edited by Benjamin…
A sleuther, a baker, and a content-maker collide during an investigation into the apparent murder of an energy corporation exec just outside the Norweigan city of Skarbe. None of them are supposed to be there. Content warnings: Murder, guns, sexual humor, gambling/gambling addiction, police Starring Julia Labusch as Esther Falk! Also starring Joe Siemsen as Kurt Andersen! Also starring Alex…
Welcome to Rookie Camp, where we go over the movie we're remaking and the game we're using to do the job! This time we're remaking the 2017 Norwegian murder mystery thriller The Snowman, notorious for its baffling editing that makes the story almost unfollowable. We're playing Gunpointing, an original game we made that's all about dramatic gunplay and noir detective vibes. Starring Julia Labusch…
This is a remaster of Altered Beef, our playthrough of Jess Levine's I Have the High Ground, which was once a Patreon exclusive but has broken containment and is now Main Feeding. The heroes of the very weird Sega arcade beat-'em-up Altered Beast (look it up) have saved the day, and all is at peace... except that God Dad has decided to make them decide which of them will be king. Surely they will…
A newly-upgraded Metal Sonic stands in the way of Abracadabra and Starry's rescue. This was originally on our Patreon, but now it's remixed with a new snappy edit, music, and sound effects! Content Warnings: Profanity We're playing Sonic Adventures, an original game by us! Directed and edited by Benjamin Gray! Music and sound effects from various…
We play Sonic Adventures, our original micro-RPG based on classic Sonic the Hedgehog games! Abracadabra the Orchid Mantis, Scruffy the Capybara, and Starry the Flying Fox are on a mission to save the world-famous Sonic from the Egg Fleet! This was originally on our Patreon, but now it's remixed with a new snappy edit, music, and sound effects! Content Warnings: Profanity We're playing Sonic…