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Rob Gray's Area · May 12, 2026

THIS WEEK IN (NON-) CYCLONE SPORTS, VOL. 1 (HIBERNATION EDITION)

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Rob Gray · Rob Gray's Area

ANKENY — It’s unrelenting.

The Baltimore Orioles are unrelenting as they munch on oranges and grape jelly this time of year. I’m unrelenting before that (and after).

From the beginning of August until around mid-May every year, my coverage of Iowa State athletics is an all-encompassing pursuit. Multiple beats can overlap. Breaks can be hard to find. But I usually work in a one week vacation somewhere … somehow.

I love it. And I’m beyond grateful to still be doing it. But when I enter “hibernation mode,” I can finally relax, breathe deep and slow down for most of the next 10 weeks (save breaking news, kicking off Iowa State’s “Tailgate Tour” coverage, and helping with the state track and field meet at Drake).

Whew? Kind of. It feels wrong to slow down, but it’s baked into my schedule and pay structure. So this time of year this blog becomes less regular and far less about sports.

I dig into gardening, even though I stressed my 57-year-old back a bit too much when getting started. My garlic plants (see below) will soon grow scapes. This delicious curly offshoot would become a flower stalk, but we gardeners cut it off and use it in stir-fries and other recipes, because letting garlic flower greatly hinders bulb development. And that’s why we grow the plant.

Excuse the mess. The plastic that’s crumpled at the bottom of the above image was part of a semi-failed attempt to create a border around the raised bed. It will be fixed and mulched. I promise.

What else is happening in my now-slow-paced life?

These persistent and unrelenting Barn Swallows shit all over the exterior of our house. I try to keep them away. Sometimes I succeed. My wife likes having them there, as they nest with babies. So sometimes I fail. I’m fine with that mixed bag of results. But when these little devils do nest it can be horrific. Most of their offspring make it. Sometimes all of them do. But once, an American Kestrel discovered their abode, and let’s just say it was a total loss. The Kestrel is a magnificent looking bird of prey, though. Just a stone-cold killer.

The lilac bush my long-lost friend Bob Wilson gave me from his farm several years ago is finally flowering for the first time. It’s a tough plant that’s survived deer “browsing” and some hard knocks. I suppose it’s unrelenting in its own way, too. Just as I will be much of next week — and beginning again in August.

Nature’s rhythms will give way to the carnival-like qualities of tailgate lots, and finally, the football field itself. Let’s hope that Iowa State’s team in its first year under head coach Jimmy Rogers is also unrelenting. That’s certainly the plan.

I’m SO PROUD (nod to Paul Rhoads) to be a member of the Iowa Writers’ Collaborative. Please peruse the illustrious and extensive list below and subscribe and support as you’re able. Thanks!

Newcomers: Here is a link to the Iowa Writers’ Collaborative Sunday Roundup, where you can get a compilation of our members’ work published the previous week.
Chip Albright: Chip Happens
Rekha Basu: Shouts and Whispers
Kelsey Bigelow: There’s a Poem in That
Dartanyan L. Brown: My Integrated Life
Jane Burns: The Crossover
Dave Busiek: Dave Busiek on Media
Christina Fernández-Morrow: Hola Iowa
Daniel P. Finney: Paragraph Stacker
Abena Sankofa Imhotep: The Imhotep Report
Wini Moranville: Wini’s Food Stories
Kyle Munson: Kyle Munson’s Main Street
John Naughton: My Life in Color
Dave Price: Dave Price’s Perspective
Teresa Zilk: Talking Good
West Des Moines
Jane Nguyen: The Asian Iowan
Norwalk
Macey Shofroth: The Midwest Creative
Clive
Dennis Goldford: Let’s Talk Politics
Altoona
Ken Chester: TecMobility
Bondurant
Kali White VanBaale: Mind the Gap
Ankeny
Maxwell Schaeffer: Maxwell’s Voice
Rob Gray: Rob Gray’s Area
Christie Vilsack: Common Ground, Van Meter
Connie Taylor, Grandma’s Recipe Box, Des Moines
Eastern Iowa
Cedar Rapids
Todd Dorman: 24-hour Dorman

Mike Hlas

Oelwein
John Crabtree: Though the Heavens Fall
Carol Montag: Monday’s Music
Jeff Morrison: Between Two Rivers
Iowa City
Nina Elkadi: Corn Belt Confidential
Michael Judge: The First Person
Ty Rushing: Ty’s Take
Zachary Oren Smith: Cornhole Champions
North Liberty
Steve Semken: Ice Cube Press, LLC
Davenport (Quad Cities)
Ed Tibbetts: Along the Mississippi
Alison McGaughey: In the Fields
Eldridge
Deidre Cox Baker: Baker’s Heartbeat
Waterloo
Pat Kinney: View from Cedar Valley
Elkader
Larry Stone: Listening to the Land
Boone County
Cheryl Tevis: Unfinished Business
Quad Cities
Tory Brecht: Brecht’s Beat
Storm Lake
Art Cullen: Art Cullen’s Notebook
Joan Zwagerman: Nuts and Bolts
Carroll
Douglas Burns: The Iowa Mercury
Sioux City
Taylor Decker: Taylor’s Millennial Mindset
Sioux Center
Nicole Baart: This Stays Here
Okoboji
David Thoreson: Northwest Passages
St. Ansgar
Kurtis Meyer: Showing Up
Decorah
Hannah Breckbill: Humble Hands Harvest
Lovilia
Beth Hoffman: In the Dirt
Bussey
Robert Leonard: Deep Midwest: Politics and Culture
Ottumwa
Rachelle Chase: Reading with Rachelle
Jefferson
Chad Elliott: Iowa’s Renaissance Man
Jefferson
Rick Morain
Yetter
Darcy Maulsby: Keepin’ It Rural
Boone County
Cheryl Tevis: Unfinished Business
Creston
Sarah Scull: The Piecemaker
Kathryn Severing Fox: Creston
Earlham
Jason Walsmith: The Racontourist
Madison County
Debra Engle: A Whole New World
Winterset
Marianne Fons: Reporting From Quiltropolis
Vicki Minor: Relatively Minor
Vicki Minor: Narratives and Notes
Washington
Daniel Henderson: Things We Don’t Talk About, Like Religion
Marengo
Avery Gregurich: The Five and Dime
Kalona
Mary Swander: Mary Swander’s Buggy Land
Laura Belin: Iowa Politics with Laura Belin
Randy Evans: Stray Thoughts
Julie Gammack: Julie Gammack’s Iowa Potluck
Arnold Garson: Second Thoughts
Nik Heftman: The Seven Times
Rick Jost: Biz Whispers: Fresh Iowa Business News and Commentary
Iowa Capital Dispatch
Black Iowa News: Dana James
Letters From Iowans
Hola Iowa
Diana Wright: Startup Iowa’s Hot List
Chuck Offenburger: Iowa Boy Chuck Offenburger
Romen Borsellino: Hollywood, CA
District of Columbia
Peter Hedges: New York, NY
Barry Piatt: Piatt on Politics Behind the Curtain, Washington, D.C.
Michigan
Phoebe Wall Howard: Shifting Gears, Detroit, MI
Massachusetts
Chris Gloninger: Weathering Climate Change, MA
Florida
Stacey Walker: Dispatch Revolution, FL

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