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Ring My Bell

A podcast confusingly about two of our favorite things: Taco Bell and masturbation. Listen in to find out what gets us excited at the drive thru and alone in the bedroom.

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National Masturbation Day 2026 with Temma

Previous guest Temma returns to talk about what's new in the world of Taco Bell and a return to Fan Fiction, spurred on by of course none other than Heated Rivalry. It's the thing everybody it talking about!

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The Weirdest Tier List Ever with Mike

It's finally happened! Today I am joined by Mike, my co-host from my other podcasts Back to the Futurama and Good Morning Greendale. We talk about our various fertility conundrums, the oddity of masturbating in any number of random rooms for testing purposes, the fall and rise and fall of the Cool Ranch version of the Doritos Locos Taco, and the very concept of trash food itself. Ben gets a…

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Taco Bell v. Texas with David

When you live in a place with Tex-Mex as good as Texas, do you actually go to Taco Bell? What is the point? We go on a lot of tangents about other restaurants because we live in two different foodie cities but still love Taco Bell. The other thing Texas has going on is it trying to block access to pornography. We talk about those ups and downs, too. Don't forget to check out David's podcast "Have…

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Ring My Bell: The Return with Lindsey

THE RUMORS OF MY DEATH WERE GREATLY EXAGGERATED; RING MY BELL IS BACK, BABY! And to kick off the return of Ring My Bell, I have my first return guest! Lindsey returns to talk about what's new with both Taco Bell and masturbation since 2020. We talk about the Mexican Pizza (another notable return), the Lem vibrator, audio erotica, and a little tangent about Our Flag Means Death.

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National Masturbation Day 2024 With Stefan

We're going international for the first time to get a New Zealand perspective on the burgeoning Taco Bell market there. We talk about difference in the menu and trying Taco Bell for the first time after a lifetime of having no access to it. We also, of course, talk about masturbation. Because it is National Masturbation Day, after all. Please enjoy the day responsibly.

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National Masturbation Day 2023 with Ben

Theorizing that one could host a podcast about National Masturbation Day within his own lifetime, Ben led an elite one-man team to develop a secret podcast known as "Ring My Bell." Pressured to provide an episode for 2023, Ben stepped into the guest spot and talked about masturbation. Fortunately, hosting was maintained through microphone transmissions with Temma, previous guest and friend of the…

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Second Annual Wanksgiving with Gwendolyn

It's the Second Annual Wanksgiving episode and I am joined by Gwendolyn B. We talk about the return of the Mexican Pizza, the ideal Wanksgiving Taco Bell order, and a very surprising story about a Hitachi Magic Wand.

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Romance Novels (and Other Things) with Maggie and Annette

In the very first ever episode recorded IN PERSON (sorry for a little audio echo, by the way), I'm talking to two good friends about the quickness with which new Taco Bell items are born only to die, foreign fast food options, vibrators, romance novels, animated gifs, and so much more. Annette was kind enough to write some additional show notes for the episode for all her romance book…

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National Masturbation Day 2022 with Nate

It's National Masturbation Day! And as such, I'm talking to my former roommate Nate. We talk about how the cheesy gordita crunch is the perfect food, how great baja blasts are, and also quite a lot about sex toys. There's a nonzero chance this episode will be the most you have ever heard about fleshlights in your entire life.

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First Annual Wanksgiving with Kevin

Today I'm joined by Kevin for a very big new holiday: Wanksgiving! We talk about the return of the grilled cheese burrito, the various things Taco Bell has cancelled (including the Taco Bell Dog), and a whole lot about pornography. Happy Wanksgiving, everybody!

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