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IJ(nixon)CFU

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Elements That Did Not Consider

Toolbanks, datasets, dirty fingers and wretched toes wafted up from the city stench, a miasma of putrid rot, cantilevered over from a past so vile, the ichor has coagulated into jelly. We sat there, staring at the flotsam of two hundred thousand years of filthy humanity, drifting in from stuttering caves, limitless for their puked offerings. A 22-week old fetus, wrapped in oily rags and burger…

Grieve Ding

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FLAT FLAT FLAT ALL SO FLAT

Exceptionalism, yo! The feeling that buoys you through the destruction of ego: "I can simply eat eggs!" // Panellists making noise from behind the curtain. A movie that makes no sense, being screened for millions. Whatever happened to that guy? We never see him no more. Got old. Got so old in fact, he probably died. Cigar smoke it was. A car accident. Syphillis. Take your pick Mary, what about all…

"$7 for the slow shrubbery?"

Slow sock drowning refusing to drown Shrubs not in sight because they've already left for the night out drinking with Him.

Your Itchy Krishna

By using cars inside the Jackson’s ugly fishes, usual yak dishes hahah can’t be odious. Identity hero, reporting for duty. Hatch’s hahah gets chic, Harding‘s gets TV, hahah candy ash did boring stuff and stuff just keeps getting boring. This fair ostrich hands me the candid, sexy company. Iceberg yak over Isidro Vishal bacon, always. Buddhism burns brightly for ahahah surreal American Chris Cheek.…

Eagle Son, Predating Some

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222d2

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William Kyler, A Caucasian Male Child Aged 13-14, Dark Brown Shoulder-Length Hair, Evenly Spaced Eyes, Is Here To Speak With You

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BAD OTOYO

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Tedious Aftermath (Of A Dinner Party Insult!)

Lurching whipsmart goongun with wimple-tits Biggums and droop-dick Babs. You! A lot, for cumming and Bledsoe, Abernathy. It was in the stacks all along. Your continued manservience on Tugboat Tilly's Bloated bookish dick-whistling Tarot deck Gets wheedled towards a long, thin nous For humble Gramps and stapled suicide bidders. What say, my toasty chesnut roasting pan? It was a mellow belch which…

Four Ear Stars

That blue promises sexes tendentiously But I gotta get off.

999 poem

Beaver ship sailing, tune of eighteen Locks with tonnage and beam blazing Through the still air. Frazzled hours are, to wit: eight, ten, noonish. Spectacled capitan gulps-guzzles Looks beaming radioactive decay From deux milles spasming bosoms Turned cold at the thought of meek death.

A Few Possible TRUTHES

Really think with sounds, get Back to that thrumming lack of Initiative that seeped through those Fake naps in the back seat. Thor It was cars, beverages, pizzete, oh-so-sorry for Doing what's best for you don't you know That rent, that inability to pay and look one's Wallet straight in the eye like a cornea transplant. Simenon Facile to slump naked on knolls with a trickle of Sheep's milk on…

all tempting

It could have been everywhere, that notebook seen one thousand times times ten, a myriad by definition is the way one explains that digitisation of green cream flesh into a smooth flurry of bee-lined helmets and memory loss, Oscar and Benny and Lynn and Noodle and Fred and the rest of them forgotten because all this time has been melting into something different, something unknown and out of phase…

Jakże Nieprzyjemnie Było Potknąć Się O Kamień, Moja Miłości

Unfortunately, I don't think the battery stigma has 100% anything to do with your GH IMG MacBook Pro, whether it's signed by your Obaider or anyone else it's a beauty standard created by men to deceive each other, but it's a photo, maybe it's just a date in our very deliberate desire for the power of comedy in his films, because you can choose whether or not to embrace how frustrating it was to…

Vetting And Approval

Dominance For Many Years Must Not Be Assumed Tsunami Of Swiss Guidelines Defend A Challenge Intense Lying, Vulnerable Surplus Surely No One Never Stops, Perishes Policeman Exclusion Tempting Ugly Zones: A Political Hindrance Fictional Opponents Call For The Very Beginning Worsening Law Conference Abroad Negative, Alienated Country Faith And The Grateful Situation Has Most Emotionally Adept Stories…

coɴтrαcт ѕιɢɴed

The Book said: " You can lie down now. You are at your last. The serpents have fallen away. The adhesive is gone. Gone. Lone archetype against colorised ideas, a foolish matter for children, gone. Wretched heat will dissipate on your skin. Your childhood Walkman will reappear. Figs, bananas, oranges, frangrant and ripe, will be delivered at your feet. You never got the joke. You tried to join in,…

“Deliberately Bad Poetry”

Deliberately bad. On purpose, it’s shit. Stop reading it. Stop writing it. Deliberately. Bad. Poetry. Riddled with cliché. Retarded sexuality. Boring meter. Jibberish. Bad poetry. Deliberately so. Ugly, celebrating ugliness. Often celebrating nothing. Ignorant of form and afraid of rhyme. Wasted talent, however meagre. Poetry, bad and deliberate. Without meaning. Without purpose. Without value.…

ASOS In Inverse

Flowered 90s "El Jefe"-type with whatever 90s flow would, juicy dick, weiner juicy, it just doen't joke just any old way, 93,293 ways, uncles well-juggled forward and swept, coiffed, jutting for the 293th solo for judo (Jewish Jeff found the wifi password) "0 for 12!" flibbered Ike, what if England had said "ow ow" instead weapons. Weapons with us on 23rd. 20 speed points, we are seeing three you.

ISO: Cosmic Coitus Obama, 9th Attempt (3rd Journey, Detailed Kinetic Entry, Synch System 17)

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Photographic Comparison Was Insufficient

Eyes then blink Seated down, rows upon rows, in furious opposition What took the blink Only after Only because Voices shouted down from rooftops in the night Not even blinking stopped Thin cords of tight Japanese knots Childhood dream coughing, expensive It was not even then Texting perhaps, cowardly and insufficient Perhaps ultimately killed by a train.

Two Ant Obstetrics ("No Coq" Version)

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A N E C D O T E

The Actor Floats By, Feasting On The Corpses Of Serfs. Small Bits Of Body Parts, Fingernails And Loose Pieces Of Hair, Rain Down On Our Rooftops In The Night. We Harvest The Body Parts During The Day For Recycling. Five Cents A Pound.

Hey Andalusia

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© 2022 The We No Longer Sell Your Personal Information Company

Heartbreak. Real Man. [cult follower] [cult follower] [cult follower] [capitalist trend] Apostate Culture For Suburbanites. [strange foreign objects & the disintegration of the capitalist mainstream] My Father's Little Pocket Money Coming On Strong, Cyber Maniacs!

puzelle

you never a-know what you a-hurt, my eyes hurt and i can't take them off you, your face, known face to the feds, open like gonorrhea and twice as itchy, scratchy pear mouth all damp and shit, costello from the bank added that "we're all in the cloud now", thanks guy like i could a-care the dystopian ridicules me daily, you don't need to remind me motherfucker

Sceneries Discounted Heavily

Thus! Mushy, Jeb Bush-ish HSBC dudes confine my brush heheh. Thanks concha! Outside ICU, at such and such time. Divesting didn’t work, joking didn’t work, figuring didn’t work (obviously). Latched tiny residue usurped rogue Fridays, ugh. Century of history, months of dining. Unheeded death, thigh height. The bicycle never stood a chance under those wheels. Fiery, fictitious.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>_____PLO_____

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If Peter Bogdanovich Could Get Off His High Horse, So Can You

Well what can be seen as a picture? What have you got? A few quid. What is a monster created to battle with the gods? Yes I could, this evening. Very stupid, I can’t. No, everything makes sense. I had it all wrong. Good night. The highest security in the world is suicide. Addressing the symptom not the cause of the global disease. Reconsider. Only wait to see your face.

Federal Mayonnaise

Harshes on violets, a pudenda scored with machine-made marks like drunken cross stitch, white like a line scored in the concrete by a park stone, sand stone, "falsh," he drooled, "errorrssss on youuuuuuuuUUUU!," winding up an octave higher and ten trails more screech, baleful and ominous like vinegar lotion pie, the mother who hates you, the mother who feeds you the poison pill and the rancid…

THE MAN WHO BURNED DOWN PARLIAMENT

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freshkills fieldtrip

don't find love on the ever ever lasting day don't be easy when you wake, awake another day you never know to see it through you always want to be with you if i can't find love no one wants it wants it baby if i can't find you oh oh x2 four letter woman four letter woman to me four letter woman four letter woman to me

We Met In The Morning

I have shared that with you I think I’ll be nice to me I’ll try I’ll try and get that lined up I’m fine thank you I think I was just going to I have shared that with you I will, but On standby mode I just wanted you to have a look

Ciiwiw

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todos uno

☑ images with heat ☑ four across, twelve down ☑ the withered Chinese poem ☑ ten slivered crosses ☑ a bad attitude ☑ equally favourite, least favourite ☑ a consequence ☑ a suffering ☑ good luck with that, kid <<<previous next>>>

Noise Lines [$63]

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Dead People on Lafftrax

Forsakes himself (and embarrasses the entire United Kingdom on social media) for refusing to share his Walkers Crisp with the Spice Girls after winning a chance to tour with the act; his Mum shames him by leaving with the girls. <<<previous next>>>

The Straight #2777573883

Truth trash: the cash stuffed under the floorboards. Wing peeve: bread mouldering in the gutter. ICBMs icing: ideals worshipped for far too long. Present interest: a finger of 90s class disdain. Metastatic “Mushed” Ismail ranched for Cindy Hacking 18 years and never saw herbicide or yourself. Undying tonic wants for nothing, ya hear? And only cowards bleed, or itch, or something. <<<previous…

Membiarkannya Membusuk

It’s a misbegotten alley It’s a forlorn afternoon It’s a shitty conversation That is over far too soon. <<<previous next>>>

BANK COUGH

WHITTLE STICKERS IN THE LOST LOFT, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID AS WE TOOK THE CAB IN SILENCE HAVING DOWNLOADED THE APP ONLY MOMENTS BEFORE. THE SWEEPING, FULL-BODY FEELING (THAT ONLY DISSIPATES ON THE BEEPING INSISTENCE OF AN OVEN TIMER PURCHASED A FEW YEARS AGO VIA AMAZON.COM) IS NOT DISSIPATING QUICKLY ENOUGH FOR SAID FEELING TO NOT HAVE AN ADVERSE AFFECT WHILE WE MAINTAIN SILENCE IN THE BACK OF THE…

isosceles-hydrant-pizza

So I wanna discuss how you get on—well, I’m away. Sorry America. Kickboxing all her organs with bionic hardware And what is left of democracy. Notice the rug cleaner email? For some reason people actually want to stop this from happening. I went broke, some sort of process. I’m currently wearing some Merch That would confuse the shit out of the world. <<<previous next>>>

The New Known (It's OK, It's OK)

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sometimes a great lotion

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You_Are_Pantomime-FINAL-edit3.docx

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Fat Tub Fund Bean

Anti-face. Dare on the lost listening post Only brings unknowing tourist types. Slow roll. Wasted laughter for Ear City. <<<previous next>>>

S(CS9)

The unwashed—I didn't open the LETTER because ONCE—so angry, it's quiet—LOST LOST 998—triadic clamp for it and—EYES AVOID wishlist—on chordy, dhartung... Whipple on the road and fireworks ON THE CAR cos Texas, Idahom, Noorth Crolina, Florday, Norath Dakotam, Basvarsia, Lincoldsnshore, Notsvaa Scaomtia— DULL NOVEL BOUGHT ON KINDLE <<<previous next>>>

Fishy

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Kurdish Gordon’s Training Guests

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