Horoscopes for Leo Season 2026

Summer is getting hot, especially now that Leo season is here! This month is all about being dramatic and making everything about yourself. No matter what occasion it is or how insignificant you are in the social order, treat every day like you are auditioning to be the next real housewife of whatever city you reside in. Go clubbing! Black out! Text your ex! Make out with your ex’s new girlfriend while your ex just stands there and cries! You are allowed to be a little evil, so go do that.

Aries
You’ve been in a making mood recently, and decide to try some new cupcake recipes you found online. There’s a double chocolate cupcake that’s really banging, and you end up eating the whole batch. You make another batch so that you can enjoy a couple more and also bring some to the potluck tomorrow. These cupcakes own you now—you eat the whole batch again. For some reason, you cannot stop.

Taurus
The summer is the perfect time for a little sleepover with friends. You curl up on the couch with your besties and put on an old VHS tape you found in a box full of random stuff you got at a yard sale. It’s a homemade movie, but one of those ones where the person is really bad at acting and writing, but is earnest about the whole thing. You digitize it and put it on YouTube, where it becomes an internet sensation.

Gemini
Someone will send you a letter and it will be really cute and nice.

Cancer
This season is all about making money, and you need to crush the competition in the area. Namely, the neighborhood kids and their lemonade stand. There’s only one person that can sell Country Time lemonade on this block and that’s you, a fully-grown adult person. You need to crush your enemies (a bunch of children) and let them know that’s how the real world works. You can’t be seen as the villain because you’re just giving them life lessons so they can grow to be a heartless capitalist just like you someday.

Leo
Happy birthday, Leo! You’ve got another year around the sun, and this year you feel like you need to do things a little differently. You’ve been on the same path for a while, but there’s something missing. This year, surprise everyone by making the opposite decision than what you’d normally do (cue up “Gotta Go My Own Way” from High School Musical 2). You have a dream to own a candle making store. Now is the time.

Virgo
While spending a nice vacation at a theme park and/or cruise ship you will get into a fight with another patron over something very small—yet you persist because you must defend your honor. The fight draws too much attention and the park security takes custody of you, where you spend a night in the brig. You have a cell mate named Jerry and he spends the whole night telling you how the government is using Twizzlers to do mind control on kids during Halloween.

Libra
Times are tough for you and your pals, so you volunteer to head your own “bling ring” with your friends. Instead of breaking into rich people’s houses, you guys just try and steal as much as you can from your offices without getting caught. Who knows? Beanie Babies never took off in the resellers market, but a half-used box of highlighters may do the trick.

Scorpio
In an effort to do more random stuff this summer, you sign up to be an extra for a procedural crime drama. You don’t do much all day, just kind of walk around from point A to point B and back again until they have to do the shot over again. When the episode finally comes out, people all over the place notice your handsome mug in the background and post your face on Twitter being like, “Who is this person? They’re gorgeous.” The internet is on a hunt to find this beautiful person—you—and it does not take them very long. You’re famous! At least for now. It might be best to go through your Reddit post history before it’s too late.

Sagittarius
You’re gonna read an entire Game of Thrones book in, like, two days. You’re going to finish the series in less than two weeks, easy.

Capricorn
One of your neighbors has been messing with your tomato plant. There are more tomatoes than you know what to do with, so naturally you would give away some of those bad boys for free to said neighbors. But now that someone is just taking them off the vine without asking? This is all-out war.

Aquarius
A friend of yours will ask something big of you in the next few weeks: they want your unfiltered opinion about a very expensive wedding outfit they’ve already bought. It does not look good, and you need to tell them that even though that’s not what they want to hear. You are brave. You can do this.

Pisces
Work is getting to you this month, so in order to be allowed a little break in the middle of the day you take up smoking. Fully addicted to nicotine now, you’re enjoying your ten-to-fifteen minutes of freedom every couple of hours. You’ve started conversing with Frank, the guy who likes to hang out behind the dumpster. You’re learning so much about the world.

SHOWS!

• Tomorrow (Thursday 7/23) is this month’s Clock That Tea for free at Uptown Taproom. Show starts at 8pm, reserve your seat here!

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