# newest submissions : BrandNewSentence For sentences never before written, found in the wild. Page: Feed: --- ## [Jerking off with a shitty hand…](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1w11m4n/jerking_off_with_a_shitty_hand/) _2026-08-28 · /u/The\_Boot55_ submitted by /u/The\_Boot55 \[link\] \[comments\] ## [My 3 year old walked into our living room with company over and started belting out her favorite song using my wife's vibrator as her microphone](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1w11jni/my_3_year_old_walked_into_our_living_room_with/) _2026-08-28 · /u/Durian\_Queef_ submitted by /u/Durian\_Queef \[link\] \[comments\] ## [Mantis sympathy](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1w11595/mantis_sympathy/) _2026-08-28 · /u/nicfanz_ submitted by /u/nicfanz \[link\] \[comments\] ## [Power Rangers Porn Parody Cuts to Recycled Japanese Footage Whenever Sex Happens](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1w10jrm/power_rangers_porn_parody_cuts_to_recycled/) _2026-08-28 · /u/ChaosOfOrder24_ submitted by /u/ChaosOfOrder24 \[link\] \[comments\] ## ["penis larper"](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1w10dyf/penis_larper/) _2026-08-28 · /u/Arturinni_ submitted by /u/Arturinni \[link\] \[comments\] ## [A rural Japanese town under siege by monkeys is defended by three elderly women armed with airguns who call themselves the "Monkey Busters".](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1w0zy28/a_rural_japanese_town_under_siege_by_monkeys_is/) _2026-08-28 · /u/SEVENS\_HEAVEN\_7_ submitted by /u/SEVENS\_HEAVEN\_7 \[link\] \[comments\] ## ["Former Pussy Riot Member escapes Russia after 3 years of forced work for the FSB"](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1w0zucj/former_pussy_riot_member_escapes_russia_after_3/) _2026-08-28 · /u/InfernisarderetMeme_ submitted by /u/InfernisarderetMeme \[link\] \[comments\] ## [Dead fish with herpes giving Eskom a major headache](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1w0zk1a/dead_fish_with_herpes_giving_eskom_a_major/) _2026-08-28 · /u/al3xxx\_96_ submitted by /u/al3xxx\_96 \[link\] \[comments\] ## [Will preying mantis eat my head lice?](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1w0yofm/will_preying_mantis_eat_my_head_lice/) _2026-08-28 · /u/nicotinegummy_ submitted by /u/nicotinegummy \[link\] \[comments\] ## [Recipe PDFs Ready Fast (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/HDSDxjkemsdt) _2026-08-28 · **Sponsored**_ Turn online or personal recipes into clean, printable PDFs in seconds. ## [My boyfriend is farming his dad lore](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1w0yb2m/my_boyfriend_is_farming_his_dad_lore/) _2026-08-28 · /u/lilbookofmeow_ submitted by /u/lilbookofmeow \[link\] \[comments\]